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Defending my home - Providence - 2011-09-25

Mark Wrote:You sissy.
She may be thin but every pore in her body sweats fury. She's like a badger.

 Rough idea of what she looks like (plus a few pounds).


Defending my home - Imagine - 2011-09-25

looks like a defend the castle game

Defending my home - CrazyForDex - 2011-09-25

Idk if I have ever had so much fun reading a thread.

Defending my home - Sn1perJohnE - 2011-09-25

Plant a bomb with a giant clock at her feet. Shell never know what hit her.

Defending my home - Kalovale - 2011-09-25

Bury a stash of cocaine under where she stands, call the police.

Defending my home - Bomber - 2011-09-25

Burn her.
Then cremate her.

Defending my home - ShinkuDragon - 2011-09-26

don't be silly, you kidnap and chloroform her, then YOU do cocaine, i never said to share. sell her to the slave market or something

Defending my home - Eliseo - 2011-09-26

Set up traps like the home alone movie in your house, then invite her inside. Have fun!

You should compain, or at least speak to her. But bring a weapon. Just in case.

Defending my home - KhainiWest - 2011-09-26

You should go to a building nearby and copy her, then be like "YO TRY THIS BUILDING, PUNCHING IT BRINGS SO MUCH MORE SATISFACTION". Though I can't help you with the screaming...unless she's allergic to peanuts, by which I have the perfect plan

Defending my home - MuscleWizard - 2011-09-26

http://www.wildlifecontrolsupplies.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=NWS001&Product_Code=NWS2550B
next time she arrives
open your window and pour this on her feet
preventing a hasty getaway

then call the police and explain to them how you glued a vandal to the ground, and want your five dollar reward, as is normal in such a situation.

Defending my home - OB3LISK - 2011-09-26

Hit on her. I'm sure she'll leave, that's what always happens in the movies.

Defending my home - Sn1perJohnE - 2011-09-26

OB3LISK Wrote:Hit on her. I'm sure she'll leave, that's what always happens in the movies.

This is Prov we are talking about here.

Defending my home - Nalek - 2011-09-26

Providence Wrote:I am cute.

IRC Wrote:<Heidi> You're ugly Sad



>Open window
>Shoot things at her

Defending my home - ShinkuDragon - 2011-09-26

Nalek Wrote:>Open window
>Shoot things at her

oooh! use spiders, you don't have to give as much cocaine to those!

Defending my home - Throes - 2011-09-26

While she's distracted and banging on the walls, grab a stepstool, shimmy up to the window, and pee on her feet.

Cheap as free!

Defending my home - MuscleWizard - 2011-09-26

Throes Wrote:While she's distracted and banging on the walls, grab a stepstool, shimmy up to the window, and pee on her feet.

Cheap as free!
but what if the splashback hits the cocaine

Defending my home - BlueRuin - 2011-09-26

This is so easy. Just dress up as a woman, open the window and say this...."Hi, my name is Lola. Would you like to come inside and let me wash your hair? I promise not to kill you until after I've done your nails and make-up."
Be sure you're smiling all crazy when you say this. ^_^

Defending my home - Throes - 2011-09-26

BlueRuin Wrote:This is so easy. Just dress up as a woman, open the window and say this...."Hi, my name is Lola. Would you like to come inside and let me wash your hair? I promise not to kill you until after I've done your nails and make-up."
Be sure you're smiling all crazy when you say this. ^_^
You know, the more I think about it, the more I think Prov would make an insanely hot woman.

If you do this, post pics please. <3

Defending my home - Alloy - 2011-09-26

To add to the scary mask thing. Just stare creepily at her from the window until she notices. Standing still, guy in mask.

She'll freak out more.

Defending my home - Secun - 2011-09-26

>Take upskirt pictures
>Blackmail her
>????
>SILENCE!