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oh f'uck oh f'uck oh f'uck oh f'uck - Daku - 2011-05-11

Don't do it you breeder. Straights these days, horned as pineapple.

oh f'uck oh f'uck oh f'uck oh f'uck - KhainiWest - 2011-05-11

Mute Wrote:OUT OF 10 SHES A 4 AND A HALF

Is she fat or really thin. Or is she like one of those chubby mexicans

oh f'uck oh f'uck oh f'uck oh f'uck - Mute - 2011-05-11

Daku Wrote:Don't do it you breeder. Straights these days, horned as pineapple.

OH THE IRONY I THINK I AM DROWNING QUICK SOMEONE I NEED A LIFELINE THROW ME A FREAKING BONE HERE

oh f'uck oh f'uck oh f'uck oh f'uck - Khoi - 2011-05-11

Mute Wrote:OUT OF 10 SHES A 4 AND A HALF

4.5? You're going to settle for that? Psshhhh. Naw, I wouldn't then.

Daku Wrote:Don't do it you breeder. Straights these days, horned as pineapple.

I'm quite a horndog, myself. Whenever I drink, it's amplified.

oh f'uck oh f'uck oh f'uck oh f'uck - Mute - 2011-05-11

KhainiWest Wrote:Is she fat or really thin. Or is she like one of those chubby mexicans

SHES ABOUT 5'4" OR 5'5" HAS A 34B AND WEIGHS PROBABLY 110 POUNDS OR SO JUST FROM LOOKING AT HER ITS JUST HER HAIR/FACE/ATTITUDE /SHE LISTENS TO BEIBER

oh f'uck oh f'uck oh f'uck oh f'uck - Khoi - 2011-05-11

Mute Wrote:SHES ABOUT 5'4" OR 5'5" HAS A 34B AND WEIGHS PROBABLY 110 POUNDS OR SO JUST FROM LOOKING AT HER ITS JUST HER HAIR/FACE/ATTITUDE /SHE LISTENS TO BEIBER

Hold up. She's probably 110, B-cups? Hmm.. Cover her face with a bag and do it. DO IT. Also, does she smell bad? If she does, then no.

oh f'uck oh f'uck oh f'uck oh f'uck - KhainiWest - 2011-05-11

Mute Wrote:SHES ABOUT 5'4" OR 5'5" HAS A 34B AND WEIGHS PROBABLY 110 POUNDS OR SO JUST FROM LOOKING AT HER ITS JUST HER HAIR/FACE/ATTITUDE /SHE LISTENS TO BEIBER

Sounds like a perfect peach too me. Who cares about her attitude, hair/face, meh do it in the fucking dark. Every guy needs a practice girl.

oh f'uck oh f'uck oh f'uck oh f'uck - Daku - 2011-05-11

Mute Wrote:SHES ABOUT 5'4" OR 5'5" HAS A 34B AND WEIGHS PROBABLY 110 POUNDS OR SO JUST FROM LOOKING AT HER ITS JUST HER HAIR/FACE/ATTITUDE /SHE LISTENS TO BEIBER

oh f'uck oh f'uck oh f'uck oh f'uck - Nalek - 2011-05-11

Nalek Wrote:HIT IT AND QUIT IT

oh f'uck oh f'uck oh f'uck oh f'uck - chrome - 2011-05-11

toot it and boot it

oh f'uck oh f'uck oh f'uck oh f'uck - Felicitates - 2011-05-11

Doubt it.

But don't be a jackass, be there for her. Be a fucking friend. Don't be a plantain and f'uck her while she's down =\

oh f'uck oh f'uck oh f'uck oh f'uck - Connor - 2011-05-11

I hope she comes over and suggests to bake cookies.
"What did you think I came over here for???"

oh f'uck oh f'uck oh f'uck oh f'uck - Khoi - 2011-05-11

I don't know if you hit it, Mute, but if she smokes weed, just sit there and relax, brah. Just chill. That's what I usually do with this one chick I know in my town, I just go over to mooch on her stash, and then sleep on the couch after or something.

oh f'uck oh f'uck oh f'uck oh f'uck - Ultros - 2011-05-11

yeah man totally

oh f'uck oh f'uck oh f'uck oh f'uck - Mute - 2011-05-11

Okay, she just left. We walked around the block a bit, went to a park nearby, and just talked.

Khoi Wrote:Hold up. She's probably 110, B-cups? Hmm.. Cover her face with a bag and do it. DO IT. Also, does she smell bad? If she does, then no.

Actually I was wrong. 36C's, 5'7" or 5'8", and no she doesn't smell.

Delicae Wrote:Doubt it.

But don't be a jackass, be there for her. Be a fucking friend. Don't be a plantain and f'uck her while she's down =\

It's not easy trying to help someone through a breakup. Yeah it's not the first time I've been in this position but F'UCK I STILL DO NOT ENJOY BEING IN THIS POSITION.

Khoi Wrote:I don't know if you hit it, Mute, but if she smokes weed, just sit there and relax, brah. Just chill. That's what I usually do with this one chick I know in my town, I just go over to mooch on her stash, and then sleep on the couch after or something.

Yes she smokes weed. Thankfully she doesn't smoke regularly nor cigarettes or these thoughts wouldn't even be entering my head.

oh f'uck oh f'uck oh f'uck oh f'uck - Khoi - 2011-05-11

Mute Wrote:Actually I was wrong. 36C's, 5'7" or 5'8", and no she doesn't smell. Yes she smokes weed. Thankfully she doesn't smoke regularly nor cigarettes or these thoughts wouldn't even be entering my head.

Seems like slightly above avg. She smokes weed? Hahaha, funny. Oh well, at least she doesn't smoke cigs. I do smoke a type of cigarettes, but it's not the typical.

Kretek

Clove cigarettes. I can't stand the smell and taste of regular cigarettes, that and they barely last 2 minutes. These motherf`uckers can last past 5+ if you take it easy.

oh f'uck oh f'uck oh f'uck oh f'uck - Mute - 2011-05-11

Khoi you're so asian it's not even something to make a joke of.
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oh f'uck oh f'uck oh f'uck oh f'uck - Khoi - 2011-05-11

Mute Wrote:Khoi you're so asian it's not even something to make a joke of.
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That's pretty homosexual, man. But okay. I really do hate the smell of typical cigarettes, they smell like ass. Cloves plz.

oh f'uck oh f'uck oh f'uck oh f'uck - Mute - 2011-05-11

Khoi Wrote:That's pretty homosexual, man. But okay. I really do hate the smell of typical cigarettes, they smell like ass. Cloves plz.

I hate anyone that smokes cigar[ette]s. If they're a woman they're automatically disqualified, and if they hit on me and are a perfect 10 otherwise? disqualified. I don't budge for corporate-cancer-stick suckers.

oh f'uck oh f'uck oh f'uck oh f'uck - Khoi - 2011-05-11

Mute Wrote:I hate anyone that smokes cigar[ette]s. If they're a woman they're automatically disqualified, and if they hit on me and are a perfect 10 otherwise? disqualified. I don't budge for corporate-cancer-stick suckers.

I don't mind it as much because I grew up around a father who smokes, and well.. most of my relatives did too. I don't like the normal stuff they sell as retailers though, I'd rather smoke something that smells and tastes good. Even if it costs a lot more, eh. Strangely, when a chick smokes, it is a turn-off for me, yet I smoke anyways. F`uck. Why do I do that? I have no clue. But I guess I start smoking more whenever I'm sitting outside when it's sunny, socializin' with frangs and what-not, while sipping a hot glass of latte.