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Because I'm only 9 years old - Kunagisa - 2011-05-07
How vulgar.
Because I'm only 9 years old - Flonne - 2011-05-07
dante9898 Wrote:Give him your pantsu instead... Oh wait you aren't in japan...
Panties are a universal payment plan in Japan, I'm sure, but the culture has definitely leaked a bit into ours, I wouldn't be surprised if it still worked.
Because I'm only 9 years old - KhainiWest - 2011-05-07
Kunagisa Wrote:How vulgar.
Say you only knew how to ask for liquor in English and also how to explain that you know that one phrase in English. Then proceed to speak fluent japanese. Most japanese girls are good at sounding like they are getting raped rather than enjoying anything.
Because I'm only 9 years old - Kunagisa - 2011-05-07
KhainiWest Wrote:Say you only knew how to ask for liquor in English and also how to explain that you know that one phrase in English. Then proceed to speak fluent japanese. Most japanese girls are good at sounding like they are getting raped rather than enjoying anything.
OKay, this sounds like a plan. But I do not speak fluently in Japanese yet.
Because I'm only 9 years old - FenixR - 2011-05-07
Kunagisa Wrote:OKay, this sounds like a plan. But I do not speak fluently in Japanese yet.
Would he know that? just spout some random pomegranate in japanase and mision accomplished.
Because I'm only 9 years old - KhainiWest - 2011-05-07
Kunagisa Wrote:OKay, this sounds like a plan. But I do not speak fluently in Japanese yet.
He's black, you really think he'll know the difference? Only other language he knows is spoken by Nicki Minaj
[video=youtube;4JipHEz53sU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JipHEz53sU[/video]
Because I'm only 9 years old - Kunagisa - 2011-05-07
[video=youtube;ejRkuX1RGf4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejRkuX1RGf4[/video]
Guys...
What do I do?
Because I'm only 9 years old - KhainiWest - 2011-05-07
[video=youtube;Fqq051BU2MY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fqq051BU2MY[/video]
Because I'm only 9 years old - Khoi - 2011-05-07
Forcefully rape a rich guy until he succumbs and buys you liquor.
Because I'm only 9 years old - Kunagisa - 2011-05-07
![[Image: 1292992006626.jpg]](http://localhostr.com/file/7lJCTsu/1292992006626.jpg)
Disgusting. Why would anyone want to grow up to be a slut like you, Khoi?
Because I'm only 9 years old - Mute - 2011-05-07
Bring him home with you! Tell your mother that you had to get this nice man to get you your gift! Invite him in for dinner even!
Because I'm only 9 years old - Khoi - 2011-05-07
Kunagisa Wrote:
Disgusting. Why would anyone want to grow up to be a slut like you, Khoi?
Spoiler
![[Image: 1291098652880.jpg]](http://localhostr.com/file/K732V1R/1291098652880.jpg)
It's the only way to go.
Because I'm only 9 years old - Kunagisa - 2011-05-07
Mute Wrote:Bring him home with you! Tell your mother that you had to get this nice man to get you your gift! Invite him in for dinner even!
I am not allowed to bring company over, and he stinks, and he's asking me for the money.
Because I'm only 9 years old - FenixR - 2011-05-07
Again just give him your pantsu and problem solved.
Because I'm only 9 years old - Mute - 2011-05-07
Ask him if he has a cell phone.
Because I'm only 9 years old - ShinkuDragon - 2011-05-07
judo chop him
Because I'm only 9 years old - FrozNlite - 2011-05-08
A WEBSITE WITH DRINK CONCOCTIONS BASED OFF VIDEO GAMES!?
Thank you immensely, Spidey! New summer goal.
Because I'm only 9 years old - Kunagisa - 2011-05-08
It is Mother's Day and I still have no booze. What am I to do?
ShinkuDragon Wrote:judo chop him
I am too small to reach his neck.
Because I'm only 9 years old - PirateIzzy - 2011-05-08
Flonne Wrote:Is that just an exaggeration, or are you actually 9? I didn't even realize 9 year olds were able to figure out how to register to things like forums, darn these kids and their increasing cleverness...
Don't have any adult aged relatives to buy it for you? I'm sure if you told them it was for your mother they would help out...
It's the funhouse for a reason.
Because I'm only 9 years old - Mute - 2011-05-08
Mute Wrote:Ask him if he has a cell phone.