I have scientifically proven that Santa isn't real. Not for the faint hearted.

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I have scientifically proven that Santa isn't real. Not for the faint hearted. - Solarboy - 2010-12-01

I read the title as

I have scientifically proven that Sarah isn't real. Not for the faint hearted.

I have scientifically proven that Santa isn't real. Not for the faint hearted. - Link - 2010-12-01

Solarboy Wrote:I read the title as

I have scientifically proven that Sarah isn't real. Not for the faint hearted.

I did too...

I have scientifically proven that Santa isn't real. Not for the faint hearted. - Tay - 2010-12-01

Get that puddi pomegranate out of here.

I have scientifically proven that Santa isn't real. Not for the faint hearted. - yoosergio - 2010-12-01

Solarboy Wrote:I read the title as

I have scientifically proven that Sarah isn't real. Not for the faint hearted.

Sarah isn't real. Santa is.

KajitiSouls Wrote:http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/525347

Holy pomegranate! The size of the universe is 930 Ym? That means the universe has an end? What happens if you cross beyond where the universe ends?

I have scientifically proven that Santa isn't real. Not for the faint hearted. - kremechoko - 2010-12-01

yoosergio Wrote:Sarah isn't real. Santa is.

Holy pomegranate! The size of the universe is 930 Ym? That means the universe has an end? What happens if you cross beyond where the universe ends?

Then you win.

I have scientifically proven that Santa isn't real. Not for the faint hearted. - Solarboy - 2010-12-01

yoosergio Wrote:Holy pomegranate! The size of the universe is 930 Ym? That means the universe has an end? What happens if you cross beyond where the universe ends?

Big bang.

Holy crap! brb guys.

I have scientifically proven that Santa isn't real. Not for the faint hearted. - Ryukiroku - 2010-12-01

Rebuttal to thread:
[video=youtube;9bhJoB9TaW8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bhJoB9TaW8[/video]

I have scientifically proven that Santa isn't real. Not for the faint hearted. - Mute - 2010-12-01

KajitiSouls Wrote:2.) You don't have any sources cited, except one. For all I know, that 3.5 children per household figure could include those heathen Indians, who don't worship Christmas.

>you can worship an arbitrary date on an arbitrary calendar.

I have scientifically proven that Santa isn't real. Not for the faint hearted. - Kurtle - 2010-12-01

PuddiPuddi CHOCOPuddi?

I have scientifically proven that Santa isn't real. Not for the faint hearted. - Solarboy - 2010-12-02

Kurtle Wrote:PuddiPuddi CHOCOPuddi?

[video=youtube;1vs55Z7t7bk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vs55Z7t7bk[/video].

I have scientifically proven that Santa isn't real. Not for the faint hearted. - KajitiSouls - 2010-12-02

Mute Wrote:>you can worship an arbitrary date on an arbitrary calendar.

thatsthejoke.jpg

I have scientifically proven that Santa isn't real. Not for the faint hearted. - Hanabira.Kage - 2010-12-02

This is the truth about Santa:

[video=youtube;nEZm2BowoPI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEZm2BowoPI[/video]

I have scientifically proven that Santa isn't real. Not for the faint hearted. - bio9205 - 2010-12-02

*gasp* It's... It's a conspiracy!

I have scientifically proven that Santa isn't real. Not for the faint hearted. - Pikamemnon - 2010-12-02

Your claim is defeated by Santas helpers:
[Image: El-dilema-de-Delibird.png]

and