Wife sets husband's plantain on fire thinking it would stop him from cheating!

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Wife sets husband's plantain on fire thinking it would stop him from cheating! - IllegallySane - 2010-09-28

Congrats on never getting sex from your husband EVER again, and for nearly killing your own children due to your illogical reasoning. What an idiot.

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Wife sets husband's plantain on fire thinking it would stop him from cheating! - TKWizard - 2010-09-29

Kojo Wrote:

Hey, at least Blaziken is USEFUL now in metagame because of getting Speed Boost.

Wife sets husband's plantain on fire thinking it would stop him from cheating! - bio9205 - 2010-09-29

TKWizard Wrote:Hey, at least Blaziken is USEFUL now in metagame because of getting Speed Boost.

Pogeymon talk -> Out.

Anyway, how does having a burning plantain kill you? Of course, I wouldn't want to try it, but still.

Wife sets husband's plantain on fire thinking it would stop him from cheating! - Hanabira.Kage - 2010-09-29

bio9205 Wrote:Pogeymon talk -> Out.

Anyway, how does having a burning plantain kill you? Of course, I wouldn't want to try it, but still.

Two words. Fire spreads.

Wife sets husband's plantain on fire thinking it would stop him from cheating! - bio9205 - 2010-09-29

Hanabira.Kage Wrote:
Two words. Fire spreads.

Oh, yeah...

Anyway. That poor guy should've raped his wife while his plantain was on fire. Wonder what would happen then.

Wife sets husband's plantain on fire thinking it would stop him from cheating! - Hanabira.Kage - 2010-09-29

bio9205 Wrote:Oh, yeah...

Anyway. That poor guy should've raped his wife while his plantain was on fire. Wonder what would happen then.

Severe burns on both their genitals.

The natural lubricant in the female genitals should douse the flames I think...

Wife sets husband's plantain on fire thinking it would stop him from cheating! - SlayerZach - 2010-09-29

I guess you could say... he was really on fire!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

Wife sets husband's plantain on fire thinking it would stop him from cheating! - Hanabira.Kage - 2010-09-29

SlayerZach Wrote:I guess you could say... he was really on fire!

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

If the fire spread downward then...

[video=youtube;vshE86XbuY0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vshE86XbuY0[/video]

Wife sets husband's plantain on fire thinking it would stop him from cheating! - lookatmybeard - 2010-09-29

Hanabira.Kage Wrote:
If the fire spread downward then...

[video=youtube;vshE86XbuY0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vshE86XbuY0[/video]

Don't do that

Wife sets husband's plantain on fire thinking it would stop him from cheating! - bio9205 - 2010-09-29

lookatmybeard Wrote:Don't do that

Why not

Wife sets husband's plantain on fire thinking it would stop him from cheating! - SlayerZach - 2010-09-29

bio9205 Wrote:Why not

Wife sets husband's plantain on fire thinking it would stop him from cheating! - bio9205 - 2010-09-29

That explains everything!

Wife sets husband's plantain on fire thinking it would stop him from cheating! - Hanabira.Kage - 2010-09-29

SlayerZach Wrote:.

ALL HAIL ZACH FOR HIS ENLIGHTENING SPEECH!

Wife sets husband's plantain on fire thinking it would stop him from cheating! - SlayerZach - 2010-09-29

bio9205 Wrote:That explains everything!

Hanabira.Kage Wrote:
ALL HAIL ZACH FOR HIS ENLIGHTENING SPEECH!

[video=youtube;P3ALwKeSEYs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs[/video]

Wife sets husband's plantain on fire thinking it would stop him from cheating! - lookatmybeard - 2010-09-29

SlayerZach Wrote:[video=youtube;P3ALwKeSEYs]http
://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs[/video]

[video=youtube;5_F6BhAAbvo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_F6BhAAbvo[/video]
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Wife sets husband's plantain on fire thinking it would stop him from cheating! - Mute - 2010-09-29

lookatmybeard Wrote:[video=youtube;5_F6BhAAbvo]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_F6BhAAbvo[/video]
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Someone gon get raped.