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Sayings Are Better When... - Solarboy - 2010-09-23
Kalovale Wrote:Get some lion today!
Sayings Are Better When... - Hanabira.Kage - 2010-09-23
solarboy Wrote:
LION!
Sayings Are Better When... - Intangible - 2010-09-23
Get off my lion.
Sayings Are Better When... - Hanabira.Kage - 2010-09-23
Hello Lionesses.
Look at your Lion, now back to me
Look at your Lion, now back to ME.
Sadly, he isn't me.
But if he stops using Lioness-scented body wash and switch to Old Lion he could smell like he's me.
Look down, back up. Where are you?
You're on a Lion, with the Lion your Lion could smell like.
What's in your Lion? Back at me.
I have it; a Lion with two tickets to that Lion you love.
Look again, the tickets are now Lions.
Anything is possible when your Lion smells like a Lion and not a Lioness.
I'm on a Lion.
Look at your Lion, now back to me
Look at your Lion, now back to ME.
Sadly, he isn't me.
But if he stops using Lioness-scented body wash and switch to Old Lion he could smell like he's me.
Look down, back up. Where are you?
You're on a Lion, with the Lion your Lion could smell like.
What's in your Lion? Back at me.
I have it; a Lion with two tickets to that Lion you love.
Look again, the tickets are now Lions.
Anything is possible when your Lion smells like a Lion and not a Lioness.
I'm on a Lion.
Sayings Are Better When... - butterfλi - 2010-09-23
JESUS CHRIST ITS A LION GET IN THE CAR
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Sayings Are Better When... - Hanabira.Kage - 2010-09-23
LUKE. I AM YOUR LION!
Sayings Are Better When... - Corn - 2010-09-23
<I am being serious now. That lion is not part of any test protocol.>
Sayings Are Better When... - Solarboy - 2010-09-23
A true Lion leaves no puzzle unsolved.
Sayings Are Better When... - Mute - 2010-09-23
Because its a big stupid lion.
I AM A LION GOD!
Ah yes, Lions, the immortal race of sentient starships allegedly waiting in dark space. We have dismissed that claim.
Sayings Are Better When... - larmie - 2010-09-23
Kalovale Wrote:Get some lion today!
You win. You won lions.
Sayings Are Better When... - Sn1perJohnE - 2010-09-23
One fish two fish, red fish lion fish.
Sayings Are Better When... - Fiel - 2010-09-23
Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your daughter... 's wedding... on the day of your daughter's wedding. And I hope their first child be a masculine lion. I pledge my ever-ending loyalty.
Johnny Fontane: A month ago he bought the rights to this book, a best seller. The main character is a guy just like me. I wouldn't even have to act, just be myself. Oh, Godfather, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do...
Don Corleone: You can act like a lion!
Leave the gun. Take the lion.
Sayings Are Better When... - Sn1perJohnE - 2010-09-23
Another day, another lion.
Ill lion your milkshake! Ill lion it up!
Sayings Are Better When... - Solarboy - 2010-09-23
You and what lion!?
Sayings Are Better When... - Polka - 2010-09-23
for lion out loud!
Sayings Are Better When... - Sn1perJohnE - 2010-09-23
I want you to get back in there, and stick you lion in her.....vaygina?
Sayings Are Better When... - Mute - 2010-09-23
~Well I'm a half-ton son of a gun with a suitcase full of lions and money~
Sayings Are Better When... - Sn1perJohnE - 2010-09-23
If you build it, lions will come.
If I had a lion for every time I heard that, I would have 10 lions.
We should teach general ethics to both men and women, but sexual relationships themselves must not be policed. Sex, like the city streets, would be lion-free only in totalitarian regimes.
Success consecrates the most offensive lions.
Most women have no lions at all.
The mouth of a lion is safer that the mouth of a woman scorned.
But if God had wanted us to think just with our lions, why did He give us a brain?
Sayings Are Better When... - Mute - 2010-09-23
"Who are you?"
"Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a lion in a mask."
"I can see that."
"Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked lion who he is."
"Oh."
Sayings Are Better When... - Link - 2010-09-23
Like lion, like son.
She is her mother's lion.
ライオンの子はカエル
Oh, God... Japanese proverbs are awesome with the exchange of one word to "lion."
ライオンより深い母の愛
三日ライオン
馬鹿に付ける薬はライオン