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I hate taking vitamins... - FrozNlite - 2010-09-22

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Don't take their vitamins and buy your own?

I hate taking vitamins... - SlayerZach - 2010-09-22

Vitamins?

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They're GRRRREAT! They'll make you buff like Tony the Tiger if you take them!

I hate taking vitamins... - IllegallySane - 2010-09-22

ShiKage Wrote:I didn't. My dad and his girlfriend are pressuring me to take them with their damn health crap. All they do is eat health food. No more meat, no more bread, and nothing that doesn't involve tons and tons and tons and tons of veggies or fruits. =/

Your dad and girlfriend fail on so many levels. No meat and no bread make IllegallySane something something.

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I hate taking vitamins... - madanthony - 2010-09-22

Fiel Wrote:ShiKage thread in the Funhouse! Gotta turn it into a sociological argument...

*ahem*

Vitamins are great for everyone and all children should take them and uhhh... the flinstones ones are the best.

*cough*
Counter!
With the exception of vitamin D supplements, multivitamins are largely ineffective next to eating any quantity of vaguely healthy food. Most supplements are a gargantuan waste of money in this regard.

I hate taking vitamins... - CarrionCrow - 2010-09-22

I'll share some wisdom. When I worked at a home for the sick and elderly, we crushed the pills and mixed em with jam for those that had serious problems. Congratiulations, you are a 90 year old senile and very sick old m... errrrr... young boy. Use this method to avoid the big bad pills and thier evil.

I hate taking vitamins... - Link - 2010-09-22

CarrionCrow Wrote:I'll share some wisdom. When I worked at a home for the sick and elderly, we crushed the pills and mixed em with jam for those that had serious problems. Congratiulations, you are a 90 year old senile and very sick old m... errrrr... young boy. Use this method to avoid the big bad pills and thier evil.

er... I'm not even going to attempt that. That will taste like the worst pile of vomit you can concoct.

I hate taking vitamins... - Sn1perJohnE - 2010-09-22

ShiKage Wrote:I don't even get to take Flinstones or any kind of chewable vitamins. I have to take these pill vitamins that are like... 1 and a half inches long and about a quarter of an inch thick. It sucks. 75% of the time, they get stuck in my throat.

By the size, I think you take those anally.

I hate taking vitamins... - Link - 2010-09-22

Sn1perJohnE Wrote:By the size, I think you take those anally.

"Well then, good news! It's a suppository!"

Yeaaaaaaaaah... My ass is a one-way street; out.

I hate taking vitamins... - FanaticRat - 2010-09-22

If you have a job, buy your own groceries. I had to do this over the summer, mostly because my dad and stepmom NEVER buy fresh fruit and vegetables and even then I wasn't allowed to eat like 75% of the food in the house.

I hate taking vitamins... - larmie - 2010-09-24

ShiKage Wrote:"Well then, good news! It's a suppository!"

Yeaaaaaaaaah... My ass is a one-way street; out.

No one's ass is a one way street

I hope I don't get infracted for this

I hate taking vitamins... - Link - 2010-09-24

Prostate exams don't count. :<

I hate taking vitamins... - Zelkova - 2010-09-24

ShiKage Wrote:Prostate exams don't count. :<

You do enjoy your bi-weekly one dont you?

I hate taking vitamins... - Link - 2010-09-24

Zelkova Wrote:You do enjoy your bi-weekly one dont you?

Oh, man... You don't know how deathly afraid I am of going to the doctors for a prostate exam when I'm like 40...

I hate taking vitamins... - Zelkova - 2010-09-24

ShiKage Wrote:Oh, man... You don't know how deathly afraid I am of going to the doctors for a prostate exam when I'm like 40...

Its funny because youre serious.

I hate taking vitamins... - Link - 2010-09-24

Zelkova Wrote:Its funny because youre serious.

I guess you're implying you love 'dem fingers going up your rectum.


Prostate exams are srs bitness. Like pain in the balls, it's hard to joke about them.

I hate taking vitamins... - Zelkova - 2010-09-24

ShiKage Wrote:I guess you're implying you love 'dem fingers going up your rectum.


Prostate exams are srs bitness. Like pain in the balls, it's hard to joke about them.

No, im implying that you are thinking about "Prostate exams when youre 40" and youre only 20. You have better things to worry about.

I hate taking vitamins... - larmie - 2010-09-24

ShiKage Wrote:I guess you're implying you love 'dem fingers going up your rectum.


Prostate exams are srs bitness. Like pain in the balls, it's hard to joke about them.

I had one when I had urination problems; felt horrible but it's not as bad as getting a shot.

I hate taking vitamins... - Link - 2010-09-24

larmie Wrote:I had one when I had urination problems; felt horrible but it's not as bad as getting a shot.

I'm deathly afraid of those too. XD

I hate taking vitamins... - Zelkova - 2010-09-24

ShiKage Wrote:I'm deathly afraid of those too. XD

This thread went from Vitamins -> Fears

I hate taking vitamins... - Link - 2010-09-24

Zelkova Wrote:This thread went from Vitamins -> Fears

I'm deathly afraid of them all. :<