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Pick-up lines - Hazzy - 2010-02-14
ShiKage Wrote:You know, I'm an astronaut and my next trip is to Uranus!
Tay, you there? Use this one please.
Pick-up lines - Link - 2010-02-14
Hey baby, wanna play Pearl Harbor? It's a game where I lie down and you blow the hell out of me.
Pick-up lines - Tay - 2010-02-14
I suck plantain better than a girl, don't believe me?
Let me show you.
*& you wonder why I'm a lonely teenage boy*
Pick-up lines - Link - 2010-02-14
Apples are sweet
Lemons are sour
Spread your legs and feel my power!
Pick-up lines - Atuan - 2010-02-14
ShiKage Wrote:Apples are sweet
Lemons are sour
Spread your legs and feel my power!
Limitless power level confirmed.
Pick-up lines - Providence - 2010-02-14
"Hey there."
I'm one smooth operator.
Pick-up lines - revansithasasin - 2010-02-14
i wish i were derivative, so i could lie tangent to your curves.
Pick-up lines - Link - 2010-02-14
Earsex - Once you go black, you go deaf.
Hey, baby! Want to go black and make a difficult decision whether or not to go back?
Am I in Nagasaki? Because you blew me away!
Pick-up lines - 2147483647 - 2010-02-15
One day, a plane runs out of fuel. Panicking, the passengers struggle to make the most out of their last moments. One woman rips her shirt off and shouts, "Please! Someone make me feel like a woman!" From the opposite side of the room, a man excitedly rips his shirt off.
He exclaims
Pick-up lines - Russt - 2010-02-15
revansithasasin Wrote:i wish i were derivative, so i could lie tangent to your curves.
Your arcsin must be pi/2, because you're the one.