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How did you start fapping? - GMSInfighter - 2009-11-02
Amphigory Wrote:... In the last thread you said it was your father.
IS EVERYTHING YOU'RE TELLING US A LIE?
And @Above: Just go into one of the many threads in the Funhouse that get hijacked by anime picture spammers. Better than trying to imagine a girl a-@
I don't need advice on how to get hard. Trust me, my walls and pillows give me enough support.
How did you start fapping? - Amphigory - 2009-11-02
Avoidant Wrote:My father? That's disgusting. Parents should not teach their children how to masturbate.
Avoidant Wrote:When I was a young boy and my father took me into his room to show me how to fap,
...
Wut?
How did you start fapping? - Avoidant - 2009-11-02
Amphigory Wrote:...
Wut?
I don't know what you're getting at.
How did you start fapping? - Spideyjvc - 2009-11-02
日本の鳥料理のスパゲティwwwww
![[Image: japanesebirdstirrinspag.jpg]](http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/1769/japanesebirdstirrinspag.jpg)
How did you start fapping? - Hazzy - 2009-11-02
Amphigory Wrote:...
Wut?
![[Image: 1037.jpg]](http://img.moronail.net/img/3/7/1037.jpg)
How did you start fapping? - Amphigory - 2009-11-02
Avoidant Wrote:I don't know what you're getting at.
Spoiler
![[Image: oh_u.jpg]](http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff127/tetrabinary/Two/Replies/oh_u.jpg)
How did you start fapping? - Baklava - 2009-11-02
Amphigory Wrote:...Isn't that a girl?
Wut?
How did you start fapping? - Amphigory - 2009-11-02
Hazzy Wrote:
I dun no u gaiz no moar.
How did you start fapping? - Stereo - 2009-11-02
Spideyjvc Wrote:Showers. Easy cleanup while you're there as well.
Dude, when jizz gets wet it turns into these little sticky balls. It's so gross to step on.
How did you start fapping? - Bacon - 2009-11-02
Stereo Wrote:Dude, when jizz gets wet it turns into these little sticky balls. It's so gross to step on.Girls don't jizz.
At least you hope they don't.
How did you start fapping? - Christopher - 2009-11-02
I used to hump the couch cushions.
feels good man
How did you start fapping? - Amphigory - 2009-11-02
Stereo Wrote:Dude, when jizz gets wet it turns into these little sticky balls. It's so gross to step on.
... wat
How did you start fapping? - TøbiasBlack - 2009-11-02
when i was still in elementary school, 3rd grade, i noticed that when i pressed hard at the base of my nethers, i noticed that i enjoyed the sensation. so, one night, i put my hands on my pelvis and rocked my hips back and forth. begin the years of prone masturbation.
cut to years later, and i was but 19. its been a while, and ive been masturbating like always, but one night online i read that prone masturbation may actually be a bad thing, as it could lead to ED, so i tried to masturbate "normally." so, i took my laptop, went into the bathroom, and went to work. the first 4 attempts at this went on for 20 minutes to no effect, not even so much as a sensation of pleasure. so, i said i wouldnt masturbate for 2 weeks, then try again, to which i kept my word. two weeks later, i resumed my previous attempts. it was then that i had, after what was 20 years of my life, had my first orgasm. sure id have ejaculated before, but, never had that "AUUUGH!!!" sensation. it was incredible.
thats my story.
How did you start fapping? - Sn1perJohnE - 2009-11-02
It all started one fateful bath time, when i got my hands (and penis!) onto some conditioner. Man that bottle was a gorgeous bottle
i dumped it soon after.
How did you start fapping? - Myles - 2009-11-02
[lifestory]
When I was around 9, all the cool kids watched the porn channels on the TV (the free previews, that is). None excited me apart from one. GayTV. Whilst watching the previews I noticed my member rising, and I saw the guys on TV rubbing their members. I did so too.
It wasn't until I was 10/11 that I realised if I kept doing it it would feel better and better and better, right up until the climax. Then I discovered internet porn, and that was the birth of Myles.
[/lifestory]
How did you start fapping? - Ryanide - 2009-11-02
Also, my first orgasm was not during the school project thing, it was a month later.
I was playing habbo + watching porn and well, alt tabbing isnt good.
But I came and was like... wtp is this pomegranate.
How did you start fapping? - Kalovale - 2009-11-02
Stereo Wrote:Dude, when jizz gets wet it turns into these little sticky balls. It's so gross to step on.
Especially hot/warm water.
For me it was one night in shower when I was like 12, just self exploration. I was slightly surprised and perplexed as what to do with the "aftermaths" at that time, then came 7 years of daily fapping..
Man, this calls for "how many times have you fapped totally" thread. Twice to thrice per day for a consistent 7 years.. 6387 orgasms, not quite very impressive.
Oh, it wasn't my first orgasm either, I had these wet dreams way long before that.
How did you start fapping? - bio9205 - 2009-11-02
WillDaSnail Wrote:To be honest, I found this out through "self-exploring". I think I started around 14-15 o.O"
GG to me
This. The wonders you could do...
How did you start fapping? - Roads - 2009-11-02
Mine is probably the most creative way to start fapping..
I was 11 old. I watchd Hentai by mistake via the internet, got insterested, tried it on myself
and bang~
So yeah, my first came was on Hentai. I'm still searching the video I watched.. :/
How did you start fapping? - Kawasari Mimoto - 2009-11-02
When I was 6 or so, I was done taking a bath, and got out naked, sorta, with a towel wrapped around me. I jumped onto my bed, and flipped on the TV and saw something about 2 girls. I remember watching something on TV and saw like a preteen looking chick, and the next thing I knew, I was rolling my plantain around the bed. The pressure between my penis and my bed was like . . . . . awkward, yet it felt good. So that's how I started fapping, LOL? <____< . . .