The Thread of No Rules - Nikkey - 2009-10-17
Fuck, forgot the email.
The Thread of No Rules - MasPan - 2009-10-17
Fiel Wrote:Goddamn, all of you f'uckers suck my cock. I give you the whole damn world and allow you to abuse almost any rule you want, and all I get is "This is incredibly sexy?"
Typical electrons. They don't know what the f'uck they're doing. Go to some other sh'itty website before I IP ban you and web redirect you to neopets.
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The Thread of No Rules - Fiel - 2009-10-17
Bacon Wrote:You shut the fuck up.
Southperry is not a shitty website.
Of course it's not, or don't you know how to read?
The problem here, Bacon, is that you constantly push the rules to their limits. Posting naked men as an avatar - oooooo, I'm scared. Why don't you try something better than that? Or wait... you must love naked men. Gotcha.
The Thread of No Rules - Nikkey - 2009-10-17
If you are a time traveler or alien disguised as human and or have the technology to travel physically through time I need your help!
My life has been severely tampered with and cursed!!
I have suffered tremendously and am now dying!
I need to be able to:
Travel back in time.
Rewind my life including my age back to 4.
Be able to remember what I know now so that I can prevent my life from being tampered with again after I go back.
I am in very great danger and need this immediately!
I am aware that there are many types of time travel, and that humans do not do well through certain types.
I need as close to temporal reversion as possible, as safely as possible. To be able to rewind the hands of time in such a way that the universe of now will cease to exist.
I know that there are some very powerful people out there with alien or government equipment capable of doing just that.
If you can help me I will pay for your teleport or trip down here, Along with hotel stay, food and all expenses. I will pay top dollar for the equipment. Proof must be provided.
Also if you are one of the very few beings with the ability to edit the universe PLEASE REPLY!!!
Only if you have this technology and can help me please send me a (SEPARATE) email to:
frankyoung@aol.com
Please do not reply if your an evil alien!
Thanks
The Thread of No Rules - MasPan - 2009-10-17
[color="#cc8899"]I never doubted the existence of Negroes as a kid. My parents smiled knowingly and said nothing. But at night, lying in bed, I could imagine that Negroes really might be chirping and fluttering across the nearby countryside, scouring the foliage for the secret ingredients of Negro Stew.
And of course I believed the legend that a young child, pure of heart, could make a Negro appear. If I was a good boy, perhaps I might see one tip his top hat and give me a wink!
It was Mark Twain's classic novel on Negro life, Yassuh, Massuh Clements, Whatevuh Yuh Say, Suh, that hatched an ill plan of mine to actually see a Negro in person. In that immortal piece of Americana, Twain recounts the old legend that a young lad can summon a Negro. He must stand outside at dusk, face southeast, hold a tooth that has just fallen out, and sing:
Cah Loo, Cah Lee, Tra Loo, Tra Ley,
A Negro song today!
Come hear my call, come one and all,
Tra Lee La Negro, hey!
If ye be keen to come along
And sing the magic Negro songs,
Then Tra Lee La, Tra True La Ley,
T'will be a Negro day!
If all goes well, the young boy will hear a voice singing in the distance:
A taste of stew, and Negro Pie,
Oh who will break my fast with me?
For me it is a weary life,
But I will sup with thee.
For tales, I'll tell you of a lass,
My Negress love at distant shore.
We'll sing beneath an apple tree,
A merry Negroling and thee,
Until the dawn is born.
And, after suddenly appearing with a flash of light and burst of smoke, the Negro will exchange the tooth for a bag of silver dimes.
Well, when I was seven, I was ready to try it out. Sneaking out of my bedroom, I crept down the stairs and into the backyard. I was certain that I would actually see a Negro! What would he be like? Would he be mean or friendly? Would he show me the magic sword used to fend off the Irish?
After singing into the night as loudly as I dared, I stood with an expectant grin. The grass was soft under my pyjama feet. There seemed to be a sparkle in the air!
But after several hours of waiting, I slumped with disappointment. No Negroes for me.
My father rushed downstairs upon hearing me come in. At first he was worried, but his concerned frown turned into a gentle smile when he heard what I had been up to.
"Son," he said, somberly. "There are no such things as Negroes."
A little bit of my childhood died that day. But not completely. Whenever the dusk falls on a clear summer day, I look out to the southeast and dream of a bite of Negro Pie.[/COLOR]
The Thread of No Rules - Sn1perJohnE - 2009-10-17
I should just repeatable post the Detachable Penis song thatll be fun.
The Thread of No Rules - Nikkey - 2009-10-17
Code: ;; Terminal emulator for GNU Emacs.
;; Copyright (C) 1986, 1987 Free Software Foundation, Inc.
;; Written by Richard Mlynarik, November 1986.
;; This file is part of GNU Emacs.
;; GNU Emacs is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify
;; it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
;; the Free Software Foundation; either version 1, or (at your option)
;; any later version.
;; GNU Emacs is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
;; but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
;; MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the
;; GNU General Public License for more details.
;; You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
;; along with GNU Emacs; see the file COPYING. If not, write to
;; the Free Software Foundation, 675 Mass Ave, Cambridge, MA 02139, USA.
;;>>TODO
;;>> terminfo?
;;>> ** Nothing can be done about emacs' meta-lossage **
;;>> (without redoing keymaps `sanely' -- ask Mly for details)
;;>> One probably wants to do setenv MORE -c when running with
;;>> more-processing enabled.
(provide 'terminal)
(require 'ehelp)
(defvar terminal-escape-char ?\C-^
"*All characters except for this are passed verbatim through the
terminal-emulator. This character acts as a prefix for commands
to the emulator program itself. Type this character twice to send
it through the emulator. Type ? after typing it for a list of
possible commands.
This variable is local to each terminal-emulator buffer.")
(defvar terminal-scrolling t
"*If non-nil, the terminal-emulator will `scroll' when output occurs
past the bottom of the screen. If nil, output will `wrap' to the top
of the screen.
This variable is local to each terminal-emulator buffer.")
(defvar terminal-more-processing t
"*If non-nil, do more-processing.
This variable is local to each terminal-emulator buffer.")
;; If you are the sort of loser who uses scrolling without more breaks
;; and expects to actually see anything, you should probably set this to
;; around 400
(defvar terminal-redisplay-interval 5000
"*Maximum number of characters which will be processed by the
terminal-emulator before a screen redisplay is forced.
Set this to a large value for greater throughput,
set it smaller for more frequent updates but overall slower
performance.")
(defvar terminal-more-break-insertion
"*** More break -- Press space to continue ***")
(defvar terminal-escape-map nil)
(defvar terminal-map nil)
(defvar terminal-more-break-map nil)
(if terminal-map
nil
(let ((map (make-keymap)))
(fillarray map 'te-pass-through)
;(define-key map "\C-l"
; '(lambda () (interactive) (te-pass-through) (redraw-display)))
(setq terminal-map map)))
;(setq terminal-escape-map nil)
(if terminal-escape-map
nil
(let ((map (make-keymap)))
;(fillarray map 'te-escape-extended-command-unread)
(fillarray map 'undefined)
(let ((s "0"))
(while (<= (aref s 0) ?9)
(define-key map s 'digit-argument)
(aset s 0 (1+ (aref s 0)))))
(define-key map "b" 'switch-to-buffer)
(define-key map "o" 'other-window)
(define-key map "e" 'te-set-escape-char)
(define-key map "\C-l" 'redraw-display)
(define-key map "\C-o" 'te-flush-pending-output)
(define-key map "m" 'te-toggle-more-processing)
(define-key map "x" 'te-escape-extended-command)
(define-key map "?" 'te-escape-help)
(define-key map (char-to-string help-char) 'te-escape-help)
(setq terminal-escape-map map)))
(defvar te-escape-command-alist ())
;(setq te-escape-command-alist ())
(if te-escape-command-alist
nil
(setq te-escape-command-alist
'(("Set Escape Character" . te-set-escape-char)
("Refresh" . redraw-display)
("Record Output" . te-set-output-log)
("Photo" . te-set-output-log)
("Tofu" . te-tofu) ;; confuse the uninitiated
("Stuff Input" . te-stuff-string)
("Flush Pending Output" . te-flush-pending-output)
("Enable More Processing" . te-enable-more-processing)
("Disable More Processing" . te-disable-more-processing)
("Scroll at end of page" . te-do-scrolling)
("Wrap at end of page" . te-do-wrapping)
("Switch To Buffer" . switch-to-buffer)
("Other Window" . other-window)
("Kill Buffer" . kill-buffer)
("Help" . te-escape-help)
("Set Redisplay Interval" . te-set-redisplay-interval)
)))
;(setq terminal-more-break-map nil)
(if terminal-more-break-map
nil
(let ((map (make-keymap)))
(fillarray map 'te-more-break-unread)
(define-key map (char-to-string help-char) 'te-more-break-help)
(define-key map " " 'te-more-break-resume)
(define-key map "\C-l" 'redraw-display)
(define-key map "\C-o" 'te-more-break-flush-pending-output)
;;>>> this isn't right
;(define-key map "\^?" 'te-more-break-flush-pending-output) ;DEL
(define-key map "\r" 'te-more-break-advance-one-line)
(setq terminal-more-break-map map)))
;;;; escape map
(defun te-escape ()
(interactive)
(let (s
(local (current-local-map))
(global (current-global-map)))
(unwind-protect
(progn
(use-global-map terminal-escape-map)
(use-local-map terminal-escape-map)
(setq s (read-key-sequence
(if prefix-arg
(format "Emacs Terminal escape> %d "
(prefix-numeric-value prefix-arg))
"Emacs Terminal escape> "))))
(use-global-map global)
(use-local-map local))
(message "")
(cond ((string= s (make-string 1 terminal-escape-char))
(setq last-command-char terminal-escape-char)
(let ((terminal-escape-char -259))
(te-pass-through)))
((setq s (lookup-key terminal-escape-map s))
(call-interactively s)))))
(defun te-escape-help ()
"Provide help on commands available after terminal-escape-char is typed."
(interactive)
(message "Terminal emulator escape help...")
(let ((char (single-key-description terminal-escape-char)))
(with-electric-help
(function (lambda ()
(princ (format "Terminal-emulator escape, invoked by \"%s\"
Type \"%s\" twice to send a single \"%s\" through.
Other chars following \"%s\" are interpreted as follows:\n"
char char char char))
(princ (substitute-command-keys "\\{terminal-escape-map}\n"))
(princ (format "\nSubcommands of \"%s\" (%s)\n"
(where-is-internal 'te-escape-extended-command
terminal-escape-map t)
'te-escape-extended-command))
(let ((l (if (fboundp 'sortcar)
(sortcar (copy-sequence te-escape-command-alist)
'string<)
(sort (copy-sequence te-escape-command-alist)
(function (lambda (a b)
(string< (car a) (car b))))))))
(while l
(let ((doc (or (documentation (cdr (car l)))
"Not documented")))
(if (string-match "\n" doc)
;; just use first line of documentation
(setq doc (substring doc 0 (match-beginning 0))))
(princ " \"")
(princ (car (car l)))
(princ "\":\n ")
(princ doc)
(write-char ?\n))
(setq l (cdr l))))
nil)))))
(defun te-escape-extended-command ()
(interactive)
(let ((c (let ((completion-ignore-case t))
(completing-read "terminal command: "
te-escape-command-alist
nil t))))
(if c
(catch 'foo
(setq c (downcase c))
(let ((l te-escape-command-alist))
(while l
(if (string= c (downcase (car (car l))))
(throw 'foo (call-interactively (cdr (car l))))
(setq l (cdr l)))))))))
;; not used.
(defun te-escape-extended-command-unread ()
(interactive)
(setq unread-command-char last-input-char)
(te-escape-extended-command))
(defun te-set-escape-char (c)
"Change the terminal-emulator escape character."
(interactive "cSet escape character to: ")
(let ((o terminal-escape-char))
(message (if (= o c)
"\"%s\" is escape char"
"\"%s\" is now escape; \"%s\" passes though")
(single-key-description c)
(single-key-description o))
(setq terminal-escape-char c)))
(defun te-stuff-string (string)
"Read a string to send to through the terminal emulator
as though that string had been typed on the keyboard.
Very poor man's file transfer protocol."
(interactive "sStuff string: ")
(process-send-string te-process string))
(defun te-set-output-log (name)
"Record output from the terminal emulator in a buffer."
(interactive (list (if te-log-buffer
nil
(read-buffer "Record output in buffer: "
(format "%s output-log"
(buffer-name (current-buffer)))
nil))))
(if (or (null name) (equal name ""))
(progn (setq te-log-buffer nil)
(message "Output logging off."))
(if (get-buffer name)
nil
(save-excursion
(set-buffer (get-buffer-create name))
(fundamental-mode)
(buffer-flush-undo (current-buffer))
(erase-buffer)))
(setq te-log-buffer (get-buffer name))
(message "Recording terminal emulator output into buffer \"%s\""
(buffer-name te-log-buffer))))
(defun te-tofu ()
"Discontinue output log."
(interactive)
(te-set-output-log nil))
(defun te-toggle (sym arg)
(set sym (cond ((not (numberp arg)) arg)
((= arg 1) (not (symbol-value sym)))
((< arg 0) nil)
(t t))))
(defun te-toggle-more-processing (arg)
(interactive "p")
(message (if (te-toggle 'terminal-more-processing arg)
"More processing on" "More processing off"))
(if terminal-more-processing (setq te-more-count -1)))
(defun te-toggle-scrolling (arg)
(interactive "p")
(message (if (te-toggle 'terminal-scrolling arg)
"Scroll at end of page" "Wrap at end of page")))
(defun te-enable-more-processing ()
"Enable ** MORE ** processing"
(interactive)
(te-toggle-more-processing t))
(defun te-disable-more-processing ()
"Disable ** MORE ** processing"
(interactive)
(te-toggle-more-processing nil))
(defun te-do-scrolling ()
"Scroll at end of page (yuck)"
(interactive)
(te-toggle-scrolling t))
(defun te-do-wrapping ()
"Wrap to top of window at end of page"
(interactive)
(te-toggle-scrolling nil))
(defun te-set-redisplay-interval (arg)
"Set the maximum interval (in output characters) between screen updates.
Set this number to large value for greater throughput,
set it smaller for more frequent updates (but overall slower performance."
(interactive "NMax number of output chars between redisplay updates: ")
(setq arg (max arg 1))
(setq terminal-redisplay-interval arg
te-redisplay-count 0))
;;;; more map
;; every command -must- call te-more-break-unwind
;; or grave lossage will result
(put 'te-more-break-unread 'suppress-keymap t)
(defun te-more-break-unread ()
(interactive)
(if (= last-input-char terminal-escape-char)
(call-interactively 'te-escape)
(message "Continuing from more break (\"%s\" typed, %d chars output pending...)"
(single-key-description last-input-char)
(te-pending-output-length))
(setq te-more-count 259259)
(te-more-break-unwind)
(let ((terminal-more-processing nil))
(te-pass-through))))
(defun te-more-break-resume ()
"Proceed past the **MORE** break,
allowing the next page of output to appear"
(interactive)
(message "Continuing from more break")
(te-more-break-unwind))
(defun te-more-break-help ()
"Provide help on commands available in a terminal-emulator **MORE** break"
(interactive)
(message "Terminal-emulator more break help...")
(sit-for 0)
(with-electric-help
(function (lambda ()
(princ "Terminal-emulator more break.\n\n")
(princ (format "Type \"%s\" (te-more-break-resume)\n%s\n"
(where-is-internal 'te-more-break-resume
terminal-more-break-map t)
(documentation 'te-more-break-resume)))
(princ (substitute-command-keys "\\{terminal-more-break-map}\n"))
(princ "Any other key is passed through to the program
running under the terminal emulator and disables more processing until
all pending output has been dealt with.")
nil))))
(defun te-more-break-advance-one-line ()
"Allow one more line of text to be output before doing another more break."
(interactive)
(setq te-more-count 1)
(te-more-break-unwind))
(defun te-more-break-flush-pending-output ()
"Discard any output which has been received by the terminal emulator but
not yet proceesed and then proceed from the more break."
(interactive)
(te-more-break-unwind)
(te-flush-pending-output))
(defun te-flush-pending-output ()
"Discard any as-yet-unprocessed output which has been received by
the terminal emulator."
(interactive)
;; this could conceivably be confusing in the presence of
;; escape-sequences spanning process-output chunks
(if (null (cdr te-pending-output))
(message "(There is no output pending)")
(let ((length (te-pending-output-length)))
(message "Flushing %d chars of pending output" length)
(setq te-pending-output
(list 0 (format "\n*** %d chars of pending output flushed ***\n"
length)))
(te-update-pending-output-display)
(te-process-output nil)
(sit-for 0))))
(defun te-pass-through ()
"Send the last character typed through the terminal-emulator
without any interpretation"
(interactive)
(if (eql last-input-char terminal-escape-char)
(call-interactively 'te-escape)
(and terminal-more-processing
(null (cdr te-pending-output))
(te-set-more-count nil))
(send-string te-process (make-string 1 last-input-char))
(te-process-output t)))
(defun te-set-window-start ()
(let* ((w (get-buffer-window (current-buffer)))
(h (if w (window-height w))))
(cond ((not w)) ; buffer not displayed
((>= h (/ (- (point) (point-min)) (1+ te-width)))
;; this is the normal case
(set-window-start w (point-min)))
;; this happens if some vandal shrinks our window.
((>= h (/ (- (point-max) (point)) (1+ te-width)))
(set-window-start w (- (point-max) (* h (1+ te-width)) -1)))
;; I give up.
(t nil))))
(defun te-pending-output-length ()
(let ((length (car te-pending-output))
(tem (cdr te-pending-output)))
(while tem
(setq length (+ length (length (car tem))) tem (cdr tem)))
length))
;;;; more break hair
(defun te-more-break ()
(te-set-more-count t)
(make-local-variable 'te-more-old-point)
(setq te-more-old-point (point))
(make-local-variable 'te-more-old-local-map)
(setq te-more-old-local-map (current-local-map))
(use-local-map terminal-more-break-map)
(make-local-variable 'te-more-old-filter)
(setq te-more-old-filter (process-filter te-process))
(make-local-variable 'te-more-old-mode-line-format)
(setq te-more-old-mode-line-format mode-line-format
mode-line-format (list "-- **MORE** "
mode-line-buffer-identification
"%-"))
(set-process-filter te-process
(function (lambda (process string)
(save-excursion
(set-buffer (process-buffer process))
(setq te-pending-output (nconc te-pending-output
(list string))))
(te-update-pending-output-display))))
(te-update-pending-output-display)
(if (eq (window-buffer (selected-window)) (current-buffer))
(message "More break "))
(or (eobp)
(null terminal-more-break-insertion)
(save-excursion
(forward-char 1)
(delete-region (point) (+ (point) te-width))
(insert terminal-more-break-insertion)))
(run-hooks 'terminal-more-break-hook)
(sit-for 0) ;get display to update
(throw 'te-process-output t))
(defun te-more-break-unwind ()
(use-local-map te-more-old-local-map)
(set-process-filter te-process te-more-old-filter)
(goto-char te-more-old-point)
(setq mode-line-format te-more-old-mode-line-format)
(set-buffer-modified-p (buffer-modified-p))
(let ((buffer-read-only nil))
(cond ((eobp))
(terminal-more-break-insertion
(forward-char 1)
(delete-region (point)
(+ (point) (length terminal-more-break-insertion)))
(insert-char ?\ te-width)
(goto-char te-more-old-point)))
(setq te-more-old-point nil)
(let ((te-more-count 259259))
(te-newline)))
;(sit-for 0)
(te-process-output t))
(defun te-set-more-count (newline)
(let ((line (/ (- (point) (point-min)) (1+ te-width))))
(if newline (setq line (1+ line)))
(cond ((= line te-height)
(setq te-more-count te-height))
;>>>> something is strange. Investigate this!
((= line (1- te-height))
(setq te-more-count te-height))
((or (< line (/ te-height 2))
(> (- te-height line) 10))
;; break at end of this page
(setq te-more-count (- te-height line)))
(t
;; migrate back towards top (ie bottom) of screen.
(setq te-more-count (- te-height
(if (> te-height 10) 2 1)))))))
;;;; More or less straight-forward terminal escapes
;; ^j, meaning `newline' to non-display programs.
;; (Who would think of ever writing a system which doesn't understand
;; display terminals natively? Un*x: The Operating System of the Future.)
(defun te-newline ()
"Move down a line, optionally do more processing, perhaps wrap/scroll,
move to start of new line, clear to end of line."
(end-of-line)
(cond ((not terminal-more-processing))
((< (setq te-more-count (1- te-more-count)) 0)
(te-set-more-count t))
((eql te-more-count 0)
;; this doesn't return
(te-more-break)))
(if (eobp)
(progn
(delete-region (point-min) (+ (point-min) te-width))
(goto-char (point-min))
(if terminal-scrolling
(progn (delete-char 1)
(goto-char (point-max))
(insert ?\n))))
(forward-char 1)
(delete-region (point) (+ (point) te-width)))
(insert-char ?\ te-width)
(beginning-of-line)
(te-set-window-start))
;; ^p ^j
;; Handle the `do' or `nl' termcap capability.
;;>> I am not sure why this broken, obsolete, capability is here.
;;>> Perhaps it is for VIle. No comment was made about why it
;;>> was added (in "Sun Dec 6 01:22:27 1987 Richard Stallman")
(defun te-down-vertically-or-scroll ()
"Move down a line vertically, or scroll at bottom."
(let ((column (current-column)))
(end-of-line)
(if (eobp)
(progn
(delete-region (point-min) (+ (point-min) te-width))
(goto-char (point-min))
(delete-char 1)
(goto-char (point-max))
(insert ?\n)
(insert-char ?\ te-width)
(beginning-of-line))
(forward-line 1))
(move-to-column column))
(te-set-window-start))
; ^p = x+32 y+32
(defun te-move-to-position ()
;; must offset by #o40 since cretinous unix won't send a 004 char through
(let ((y (- (te-get-char) 32))
(x (- (te-get-char) 32)))
(if (or (> x te-width)
(> y te-height))
() ;(error "fucked %d %d" x y)
(goto-char (+ (point-min) x (* y (1+ te-width))))
;(te-set-window-start?)
))
(setq te-more-count -1))
;; ^p c
(defun te-clear-rest-of-line ()
(save-excursion
(let ((n (- (point) (progn (end-of-line) (point)))))
(delete-region (point) (+ (point) n))
(insert-char ?\ (- n)))))
;; ^p C
(defun te-clear-rest-of-screen ()
(save-excursion
(te-clear-rest-of-line)
(while (progn (end-of-line) (not (eobp)))
(forward-char 1) (end-of-line)
(delete-region (- (point) te-width) (point))
(insert-char ?\ te-width))))
;; ^p ^l
(defun te-clear-screen ()
;; regenerate buffer to compensate for (nonexistent!!) bugs.
(erase-buffer)
(let ((i 0))
(while (< i te-height)
(setq i (1+ i))
(insert-char ?\ te-width)
(insert ?\n)))
(delete-region (1- (point-max)) (point-max))
(goto-char (point-min))
(setq te-more-count -1))
;; ^p ^o count+32
(defun te-insert-lines ()
(if (not (bolp))
();(error "fooI")
(save-excursion
(let* ((line (- te-height (/ (- (point) (point-min)) (1+ te-width)) -1))
(n (min (- (te-get-char) ?\ ) line))
(i 0))
(delete-region (- (point-max) (* n (1+ te-width))) (point-max))
(if (eql (point) (point-max)) (insert ?\n))
(while (< i n)
(setq i (1+ i))
(insert-char ?\ te-width)
(or (eql i line) (insert ?\n))))))
(setq te-more-count -1))
;; ^p ^k count+32
(defun te-delete-lines ()
(if (not (bolp))
();(error "fooD")
(let* ((line (- te-height (/ (- (point) (point-min)) (1+ te-width)) -1))
(n (min (- (te-get-char) ?\ ) line))
(i 0))
(delete-region (point)
(min (+ (point) (* n (1+ te-width))) (point-max)))
(save-excursion
(goto-char (point-max))
(while (< i n)
(setq i (1+ i))
(insert-char ?\ te-width)
(or (eql i line) (insert ?\n))))))
(setq te-more-count -1))
;; ^p ^a
(defun te-beginning-of-line ()
(beginning-of-line))
;; ^p ^b
(defun te-backward-char ()
(if (not (bolp))
(backward-char 1)))
;; ^p ^f
(defun te-forward-char ()
(if (not (eolp))
(forward-char 1)))
;; 0177
(defun te-delete ()
(if (bolp)
()
(delete-region (1- (point)) (point))
(insert ?\ )
(forward-char -1)))
;; ^p ^g
(defun te-beep ()
(beep))
;; ^p _ count+32
(defun te-insert-spaces ()
(let* ((p (point))
(n (min (- (te-get-char) 32)
(- (progn (end-of-line) (point)) p))))
(if (<= n 0)
nil
(delete-char (- n))
(goto-char p)
(insert-char ?\ n))
(goto-char p)))
;; ^p d count+32 (should be ^p ^d but cretinous un*x won't send ^d chars!!!)
(defun te-delete-char ()
(let* ((p (point))
(n (min (- (te-get-char) 32)
(- (progn (end-of-line) (point)) p))))
(if (<= n 0)
nil
(insert-char ?\ n)
(goto-char p)
(delete-char n))
(goto-char p)))
;; disgusting unix-required pomegranate
;; Are we living twenty years in the past yet?
(defun te-losing-unix ()
;(what lossage)
;(message "fucking-unix: %d" char)
)
;; ^i
(defun te-output-tab ()
(let* ((p (point))
(x (- p (progn (beginning-of-line) (point))))
(l (min (- 8 (logand x 7))
(progn (end-of-line) (- (point) p)))))
(goto-char (+ p l))))
;; Also:
;; ^m => beginning-of-line (for which it -should- be using ^p ^a, right?!!)
;; ^g => te-beep (for which it should use ^p ^g)
;; ^h => te-backward-char (for which it should use ^p ^b)
(defun te-filter (process string)
(let* ((obuf (current-buffer))
(m meta-flag))
;; can't use save-excursion, as that preserves point, which we don't want
(unwind-protect
(progn
(set-buffer (process-buffer process))
(goto-char te-saved-point)
(and (bufferp te-log-buffer)
(if (null (buffer-name te-log-buffer))
;; killed
(setq te-log-buffer nil)
(set-buffer te-log-buffer)
(goto-char (point-max))
(insert string)
(set-buffer (process-buffer process))))
(setq te-pending-output (nconc te-pending-output (list string)))
(te-update-pending-output-display)
;; this binding is needed because emacs looks at meta-flag when
;; the keystroke is read from the keyboard, not when it is about
;; to be fed into a keymap (or returned by read-char)
;; There still could be some screws, though.
(let ((meta-flag m))
(te-process-output (eq (current-buffer)
(window-buffer (selected-window)))))
(set-buffer (process-buffer process))
(setq te-saved-point (point)))
(set-buffer obuf))))
;; fucking unix has -such- braindamaged lack of tty control...
(defun te-process-output (preemptable)
;;>> There seems no good reason to ever disallow preemption
(setq preemptable t)
(catch 'te-process-output
(let ((buffer-read-only nil)
(string nil) ostring start char (matchpos nil))
(while (cdr te-pending-output)
(setq ostring string
start (car te-pending-output)
string (car (cdr te-pending-output))
char (aref string start))
(if (eql (setq start (1+ start)) (length string))
(progn (setq te-pending-output
(cons 0 (cdr (cdr te-pending-output)))
start 0
string (car (cdr te-pending-output)))
(te-update-pending-output-display))
(setcar te-pending-output start))
(if (and (> char ?\037) (< char ?\377))
(cond ((eolp)
;; unread char
(if (eql start 0)
(setq te-pending-output
(cons 0 (cons (make-string 1 char)
(cdr te-pending-output))))
(setcar te-pending-output (1- start)))
(te-newline))
((null string)
(delete-char 1) (insert char)
(te-redisplay-if-necessary 1))
(t
(let ((end (or (and (eq ostring string) matchpos)
(setq matchpos (string-match
"[\000-\037\177-\377]"
string start))
(length string))))
(delete-char 1) (insert char)
(setq char (point)) (end-of-line)
(setq end (min end (+ start (- (point) char))))
(goto-char char)
(if (eql end matchpos) (setq matchpos nil))
(delete-region (point) (+ (point) (- end start)))
(insert (if (and (eql start 0)
(eql end (length string)))
string
(substring string start end)))
(if (eql end (length string))
(setq te-pending-output
(cons 0 (cdr (cdr te-pending-output))))
(setcar te-pending-output end))
(te-redisplay-if-necessary (1+ (- end start))))))
;; I suppose if I split the guts of this out into a separate
;; function we could trivially emulate different terminals
;; Who cares in any case? (Apart from stupid losers using rlogin)
(funcall
(if (eql char ?\^p)
(or (cdr (assq (te-get-char)
'((?= . te-move-to-position)
(?c . te-clear-rest-of-line)
(?C . te-clear-rest-of-screen)
(?\C-o . te-insert-lines)
(?\C-k . te-delete-lines)
;; not necessary, but help sometimes.
(?\C-a . te-beginning-of-line)
(?\C-b . te-backward-char)
;; should be C-d, but un*x
;; pty's won't send \004 through!
;; Can you believe this?
(?d . te-delete-char)
(?_ . te-insert-spaces)
;; random
(?\C-f . te-forward-char)
(?\C-g . te-beep)
(?\C-j . te-down-vertically-or-scroll)
(?\C-l . te-clear-screen)
)))
'te-losing-unix)
(or (cdr (assq char
'((?\C-j . te-newline)
(?\177 . te-delete)
;; Did I ask to be sent these characters?
;; I don't remember doing so, either.
;; (Perhaps some operating system or
;; other is completely incompetent...)
(?\C-m . te-beginning-of-line) ;pineapple me harder
(?\C-g . te-beep) ;again and again!
(?\C-h . te-backward-char) ;wa12id!!
(?\C-i . te-output-tab)))) ;(spiked)
'te-losing-unix))) ;That feels better
(te-redisplay-if-necessary 1))
(and preemptable
(input-pending-p)
;; preemptable output! Oh my!!
(throw 'te-process-output t)))))
;; We must update window-point in every window displaying our buffer
(let* ((s (selected-window))
(w s))
(while (not (eq s (setq w (next-window w))))
(if (eq (window-buffer w) (current-buffer))
(set-window-point w (point))))))
(defun te-get-char ()
(if (cdr te-pending-output)
(let ((start (car te-pending-output))
(string (car (cdr te-pending-output))))
(prog1 (aref string start)
(if (eql (setq start (1+ start)) (length string))
(setq te-pending-output (cons 0 (cdr (cdr te-pending-output))))
(setcar te-pending-output start))))
(catch 'char
(let ((filter (process-filter te-process)))
(unwind-protect
(progn
(set-process-filter te-process
(function (lambda (p s)
(or (eql (length s) 1)
(setq te-pending-output (list 1 s)))
(throw 'char (aref s 0)))))
(accept-process-output te-process))
(set-process-filter te-process filter))))))
(defun te-redisplay-if-necessary (length)
(and (<= (setq te-redisplay-count (- te-redisplay-count length)) 0)
(eq (current-buffer) (window-buffer (selected-window)))
(waiting-for-user-input-p)
(progn (te-update-pending-output-display)
(sit-for 0)
(setq te-redisplay-count terminal-redisplay-interval))))
(defun te-update-pending-output-display ()
(if (null (cdr te-pending-output))
(setq te-pending-output-info "")
(let ((length (te-pending-output-length)))
(if (< length 1500)
(setq te-pending-output-info "")
(setq te-pending-output-info (format "(%dK chars output pending) "
(/ (+ length 512) 1024))))))
;; update mode line
(set-buffer-modified-p (buffer-modified-p)))
(defun te-sentinel (process message)
(cond ((eq (process-status process) 'run))
((null (buffer-name (process-buffer process)))) ;deleted
(t (let ((b (current-buffer)))
(save-excursion
(set-buffer (process-buffer process))
(setq buffer-read-only nil)
(fundamental-mode)
(goto-char (point-max))
(delete-blank-lines)
(delete-horizontal-space)
(insert "\n*******\n" message "*******\n"))
(if (and (eq b (process-buffer process))
(waiting-for-user-input-p))
(progn (goto-char (point-max))
(recenter -1)))))))
(defvar te-stty-string "stty -nl new dec echo"
"Command string (to be interpreted by \"sh\") which sets the modes
of the virtual terminal to be appropriate for interactive use.")
(defvar explicit-shell-file-name nil
"*If non-nil, is file name to use for explicitly requested inferior shell.")
(defun terminal-emulator (buffer program args &optional width height)
"Under a display-terminal emulator in BUFFER, run PROGRAM on arguments ARGS.
ARGS is a list of argument-strings. Remaining arguments are WIDTH and HEIGHT.
BUFFER's contents are made an image of the display generated by that program,
and any input typed when BUFFER is the current Emacs buffer is sent to that
program an keyboard input.
Interactively, BUFFER defaults to \"*terminal*\" and PROGRAM and ARGS
are parsed from an input-string using your usual shell.
WIDTH and HEIGHT are determined from the size of the current window
-- WIDTH will be one less than the window's width, HEIGHT will be its height.
To switch buffers and leave the emulator, or to give commands
to the emulator itself (as opposed to the program running under it),
type Control-^. The following character is an emulator command.
Type Control-^ twice to send it to the subprogram.
This escape character may be changed using the variable `terminal-escape-char'.
`Meta' characters may not currently be sent through the terminal emulator.
Here is a list of some of the variables which control the behaviour
of the emulator -- see their documentation for more information:
terminal-escape-char, terminal-scrolling, terminal-more-processing,
terminal-redisplay-interval.
This function calls the value of terminal-mode-hook if that exists
and is non-nil after the terminal buffer has been set up and the
subprocess started.
Presently with `termcap' only; if somebody sends us code to make this
work with `terminfo' we will try to use it."
(interactive
(cons (save-excursion
(set-buffer (get-buffer-create "*terminal*"))
(buffer-name (if (or (not (boundp 'te-process))
(null te-process)
(not (eq (process-status te-process)
'run)))
(current-buffer)
(generate-new-buffer "*terminal*"))))
(append
(let* ((default-s
;; Default shell is same thing M-x shell uses.
(or explicit-shell-file-name
(getenv "ESHELL")
(getenv "SHELL")
"/bin/sh"))
(s (read-string
(format "Run program in emulator: (default %s) "
default-s))))
(if (equal s "")
(list default-s '())
(te-parse-program-and-args s))))))
(switch-to-buffer buffer)
(if (null width) (setq width (- (window-width (selected-window)) 1)))
(if (null height) (setq height (- (window-height (selected-window)) 1)))
(terminal-mode)
(setq te-width width te-height height)
(setq mode-line-buffer-identification
(list (format "Emacs terminal %dx%d: %%b " te-width te-height)
'te-pending-output-info))
(let ((buffer-read-only nil))
(te-clear-screen))
(let (process)
(while (setq process (get-buffer-process (current-buffer)))
(if (y-or-n-p (format "Kill process %s? " (process-name process)))
(delete-process process)
(error "Process %s not killed" (process-name process)))))
(condition-case err
(let ((termcap
;; Because of Unix Brain Death(tm), we can't change
;; the terminal type of a running process, and so
;; terminal size and scrollability are wired-down
;; at this point. ("Detach? What's that?")
(concat (format "emacs-virtual:co#%d:li#%d:%s"
;; Sigh. These can't be dynamically changed.
te-width te-height (if terminal-scrolling
"" "ns:"))
;;-- Basic things
;; cursor-motion, bol, forward/backward char
"cm=^p=%+ %+ :cr=^p^a:le=^p^b:nd=^p^f:"
;; newline, clear eof/eof, audible bell
"nw=^j:ce=^pc:cd=^pC:cl=^p^l:bl=^p^g:"
;; insert/delete char/line
"IC=^p_%+ :DC=^pd%+ :AL=^p^o%+ :DL=^p^k%+ :"
;;-- Not-widely-known (ie nonstandard) flags, which mean
;; o writing in the last column of the last line
;; doesn't cause idiotic scrolling, and
;; o don't use idiotische c-s/c-q sogenannte
;; ``flow control'' auf keinen Fall.
"LP:NF:"
;;-- For stupid or obsolete programs
"ic=^p_!:dc=^pd!:al=^p^o!:dl=^p^k!:ho=^p= :"
;;-- For disgusting programs.
;; (VI? What losers need these, I wonder?)
"im=:ei=:dm=:ed=:mi:do=^p^j:nl=^p^j:bs:")))
(if (fboundp 'start-subprocess)
;; this winning function would do everything, except that
;; rms doesn't want it.
(setq te-process (start-subprocess "terminal-emulator"
program args
'channel-type 'terminal
'filter 'te-filter
'buffer (current-buffer)
'sentinel 'te-sentinel
'modify-environment
(list (cons "TERM" "emacs-virtual")
(cons "TERMCAP" termcap))))
;; so instead we resort to this...
(setq te-process (start-process "terminal-emulator" (current-buffer)
"/bin/sh" "-c"
;; Yuck!!! Start a shell to set some terminal
;; control characteristics. Then start the
;; "env" program to setup the terminal type
;; Then finally start the program we wanted.
(format "%s; exec %s TERM=emacs-virtual %s %s"
te-stty-string
(te-quote-arg-for-sh
(concat exec-directory "env"))
(te-quote-arg-for-sh
(concat "TERMCAP=" termcap))
(mapconcat 'te-quote-arg-for-sh
(cons program args) " "))))
(set-process-filter te-process 'te-filter)
(set-process-sentinel te-process 'te-sentinel)))
(error (fundamental-mode)
(signal (car err) (cdr err))))
;; sigh
(if (default-value 'meta-flag)
(progn (message
"Note: Meta key disabled due to maybe-eventually-reparable braindamage")
(sit-for 1)))
(message "Entering emacs terminal-emulator... Type %s %s for help"
(single-key-description terminal-escape-char)
(mapconcat 'single-key-description
(where-is-internal 'te-escape-help
terminal-escape-map
t)
" "))
(setq inhibit-quit t) ;sport death
(use-local-map terminal-map)
(run-hooks 'terminal-mode-hook))
(defun te-parse-program-and-args (s)
(cond ((string-match "\\`\\([a-zA-Z0-9-+=_.@/:]+[ \t]*\\)+\\'" s)
(let ((l ()) (p 0))
(while p
(setq l (cons (if (string-match
"\\([a-zA-Z0-9-+=_.@/:]+\\)\\([ \t]+\\)*"
s p)
(prog1 (substring s p (match-end 1))
(setq p (match-end 0))
(if (eql p (length s)) (setq p nil)))
(prog1 (substring s p)
(setq p nil)))
l)))
(setq l (nreverse l))
(list (car l) (cdr l))))
((and (string-match "[ \t]" s) (not (file-exists-p s)))
(list shell-file-name (list "-c" (concat "exec " s))))
(t (list s ()))))
(put 'terminal-mode 'mode-class 'special)
;; This is only separated out from function terminal-emulator
;; to keep the latter a little more managable.
(defun terminal-mode ()
"Set up variables for use f the terminal-emualtor.
One should not call this -- it is an internal function
of the terminal-emulator"
(kill-all-local-variables)
(buffer-flush-undo (current-buffer))
(setq major-mode 'terminal-mode)
(setq mode-name "terminal")
; (make-local-variable 'Helper-return-blurb)
; (setq Helper-return-blurb "return to terminal simulator")
(setq mode-line-process '(": %s"))
(setq buffer-read-only t)
(setq truncate-lines t)
(make-local-variable 'terminal-escape-char)
(setq terminal-escape-char (default-value 'terminal-escape-char))
(make-local-variable 'terminal-scrolling)
(setq terminal-scrolling (default-value 'terminal-scrolling))
(make-local-variable 'terminal-more-processing)
(setq terminal-more-processing (default-value 'terminal-more-processing))
(make-local-variable 'terminal-redisplay-interval)
(setq terminal-redisplay-interval (default-value 'terminal-redisplay-interval))
(make-local-variable 'te-width)
(make-local-variable 'te-height)
(make-local-variable 'te-process)
(make-local-variable 'te-pending-output)
(setq te-pending-output (list 0))
(make-local-variable 'te-saved-point)
(setq te-saved-point (point-min))
(make-local-variable 'te-pending-output-info) ;for the mode line
(setq te-pending-output-info "")
(make-local-variable 'inhibit-quit)
;(setq inhibit-quit t)
(make-local-variable 'te-log-buffer)
(setq te-log-buffer nil)
(make-local-variable 'te-more-count)
(setq te-more-count -1)
(make-local-variable 'te-redisplay-count)
(setq te-redisplay-count terminal-redisplay-interval)
;;>> Nothing can be done about this without decruftifying
;;>> emacs keymaps.
(make-local-variable 'meta-flag) ;sigh
(setq meta-flag nil)
;(use-local-map terminal-mode-map)
;; terminal-mode-hook is called above in function terminal-emulator
)
;;;; what a complete loss
(defun te-quote-arg-for-sh (fuckme)
(cond ((string-match "\\`[a-zA-Z0-9-+=_.@/:]+\\'"
fuckme)
fuckme)
((not (string-match "[$]" fuckme))
;; "[\"\\]" are special to sh and the lisp reader in the same way
(prin1-to-string fuckme))
(t
(let ((harder "")
(cretin 0)
(stupid 0))
(while (cond ((>= cretin (length fuckme))
nil)
;; this is the set of chars magic with "..." in `sh'
((setq stupid (string-match "[\"\\$]"
fuckme cretin))
t)
(t (setq harder (concat harder
(substring fuckme cretin)))
nil))
(setq harder (concat harder (substring fuckme cretin stupid)
;; Can't use ?\\ since `concat'
;; unfortunately does prin1-to-string
;; on fixna. Amazing.
"\\"
(substring fuckme
stupid
(1+ stupid)))
cretin (1+ stupid)))
(concat "\"" harder "\"")))))
The Thread of No Rules - Zzyncookie - 2009-10-17
Fiel Wrote:Goddamn, all of you f'uckers suck my cock. I give you the whole damn world and allow you to abuse almost any rule you want, and all I get is "This is incredibly sexy?"
Typical electrons. They don't know what the f'uck they're doing. Go to some other sh'itty website before I IP ban you and web redirect you to neopets.
Hey, I'm the first one to appreciate your thread .
And ohh yes, neopets please, it is the gawdliest game ever made, no drama, you can't ks, scam, or wutever comes up in the fcking mind of some people.
Now don't go raging over other peoples comments 'mistah Fiel, or there will be Russians waiting for you in the morning ~fail threat ftw~
The Thread of No Rules - Fiel - 2009-10-17
THE COMING CIVIL WAR!
If you notice at all times, anytime there is truth starting to surface relating to any and all crimes and/or the increase of crimes, the Whites and/or their organizations are always targeted as the problem by the Jews and the liberal communist press, politicians', and educators. You can also throw the religious element into that pot of communist soup also.
This could be no further from the truth as to what reality is in the United States. Black on White crime is hitting the ceiling. But of course, unless Whitey just bows down and allows the Blacks and/or the Mexicans to murder, maim, rape, or just rob them ...... then Whitey is the problem.
Well, WHITEY is waking up to the Jew conspiracy bullshit that has been thrown into the face of all Whites for quite some time.
WHITEY is sick and tired of being the scapegoat for all the crimes of racial violence in the United States.
WHITEY is buying guns and ammunition at a record pace .... no-stop since the Marxist Communist Obama entered illegally (not a U.S. confirmed citizen) into the White House, and WHITEY is awakening to the Jews and their` financial rip-off of the U.S. Treasury (U.S. taxpayers) and the giving of such, to the JEW banks, lending financial houses, and to the Jews themselves without having to disclose where and how much money went where!!
The writing is on the wall. Even the blind and dumb are starting to smell a rat (Jew). Even ordinary Joe and Jane Doe are stocking up on food, guns, and ammunition. Something they have never done in their life before, and at a record pace. No longer do the masses just see the smoke of their problems, but now they see the FIRE which is creating that terrible smoke and smell in their nation. Of course, the terrible smell is the Jews and their Black hordes who they buy off to be their axe men and criminals in the streets of the United States. You can also throw in all millions of criminal illegal alien Mexicans who are in our nation creating havoc in whatever way they can. I can tell you one thing, it is going to be one hell of a fight .... to say the least.
Keep preparing and obtaining the main ingredients you and your loved ones need to survive. FOOD, AMMUNITION, WEAPONS TO SHOOT THE AMMUNITION, A FRESH WATER SUPPLY OR WATERING FILTERING SYSTEM .... shelter - and to be with like-minded people who want not only to survive, but to also DESTROY ALL THOSE WHO WANT TO KILL OR HARM YOU.
Civil war is already on this nations Southwestern border and pushing up into Phoenix and Tucson, Arizona, as well into portions of Texas. The United States will not see CIVIL WAR happen at once across the country, but instead a gradual increase from area to area.
Stay focused at all times.
Be prepared at all times!
Dr. James P. Wickstrom, D. Litt.
http://jameswickstrom.com
The Thread of No Rules - Sn1perJohnE - 2009-10-17
[SIZE="5"]I woke up this morning
with a bad hangover
and my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time:
it's detachable.
This comes in handy a lot of the time:
I can leave it home
when I think it's going to get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out
when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party,
get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment
and I couldn't find it
so I called up the place where the party was.
They hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
(because for some reason I leave it there sometimes)
but not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called some other people from the party
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed.
So I went to the Kiev and ate breakfast.
Then as I walked down Second Avenue
towards St. Mark's place where all those
people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him,
He wanted 22 bucks,
but I talked him down to 17.
I took it home, washed it off, and put it back on.
I was happy again.
Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached, but,
I don't know. Even though it's sometimes a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.[/SIZE]
The Thread of No Rules - Zzyncookie - 2009-10-17
Now lets all watch this vid in awe http://existenz.se/out.php?id=17275
The Thread of No Rules - MasPan - 2009-10-17
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The Thread of No Rules - Fiel - 2009-10-17
Zzyncookie Wrote:Hey, I'm the first one to appreciate your thread .
And ohh yes, neopets please, it is the gawdliest game ever made, no drama, you can't ks, scam, or wutever comes up in the fcking mind of some people.
Now don't go raging over other peoples comments 'mistah Fiel, or there will be Russians waiting for you in the morning ~fail threat ftw~
I don't believe your balls have dropped yet.
The Thread of No Rules - Nikkey - 2009-10-17
Hello,
I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Since nobody here seems to be able to get me what I need (safely here to me), I will have to build a simple time travel circut to get where I need myself. I am going to need an easy to follow picture diagram for a simple time travel circut, which can be built out of (readily available) parts here in 2003. Please email me any schematics you have. I will pay good money for anything you send me I can use. Or if you have the rechargeable AMD dimensional warp generator wrist watch unit available, and are 100% certain you have a (secure) means of delivering it to me please also reply. Send a separate email to me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com
Do not reply back directly to this email as it will only be bounced back to you.
Thank You
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The Thread of No Rules - Bacon - 2009-10-17
Fiel Wrote:Of course it's not, or don't you know how to read?
The problem here, Bacon, is that you constantly push the rules to their limits. Posting naked men as an avatar - oooooo, I'm scared. Why don't you try something better than that? Or wait... you must love naked men. Gotcha. Says the dude who loves posting dicks on IRC.
Squirtle Squad? Chinchillas humping big sacks? Come on bro, that shit isn't even cool. Thought you'd be more creative than that dude. I'm disappointed in you.
Quote:Go to some other sh'itty website before I IP ban you and web redirect you to neopets.
What's that? shitty website other than Southperry?
@Throws: I like how you record yourself.
The Thread of No Rules - Nikkey - 2009-10-17
Picture of me.
The Thread of No Rules - Zzyncookie - 2009-10-17
Fiel Wrote:I don't believe your balls have dropped yet.
Not my problem
The Thread of No Rules - Nikkey - 2009-10-17
Im' fiel and first post @ page 2 or 3.
The Thread of No Rules - Sn1perJohnE - 2009-10-17
SP without rules you ask?
The Thread of No Rules - Providence - 2009-10-17
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