IllegallySane Wrote:

Fiel Wrote:c

xBTAx Wrote:No. By order of Chinchillan, Arch Duke of the High Chinchillas, you're not allowed to:

1. Breed with humans.
2. Breed with chinchillas.
3. Breed chinchillas.
4. Breed humans with chinchillas.
5. Have fun.

Quote:Paul is one of your best friends. You've grown up together (the two of you used to take baths in the same tub when you were babies), seen a lot of each other and have hung around together.

You have never gone out together, but maybe it's better that way. No complications. He's going out with a girl who treats him terribly -- a total peach.

One night when you and a date and Paul and his date go out to the movies, Paul's date gets really sick. She doesn't really LOOK that sick, but she just feels like giving everyone a hard time because she has a headache.

Since she happens to live really close to your date's house, and you practically live right next door to Paul, AND all four of you are exhausted, it might be a good idea if you and Paul go home together, and Paul's peachy date and your date drive home together.

Select a mood :
FEELING SORRY FOR PAUL
NOT FEELING SORRY FOR PAUL

Select an action :
HAVE YOUR DATE DRIVE PAUL'S DATE HOME
ENCOURAGE EVERYONE TO GO HOME WITH WHOMEVER THEY CAME WITH

Quote:You and Paul have a real heart-to-heart talk. During the talk he confesses to being suckered into relationships with women who treat him like dirt. The two of you collapse on a chair together and continue talking. Your shoulders are pressed against each other.

Paul sighs and mentions, "You know, the only girl I've ever been able to feel comfortable with is you. I don't understand why I can't find someone who is as pretty, smart, intelligent and lovable. You must be one of a kind."

Select an action :
SAY (JOKINGLY), "THAT'S BECAUSE I AM ONE OF A KIND, SILLY. NOW GET OUT OF HERE AND GET SOME SLEEP."
TURN AROUND AND GIVE HIM A GENTLE KISS ON THE CHEEK

Quote:For a moment you think you see a tear well up in Paul's eye. He leans toward you to give you a kiss.

Select an action :
TELL HIM THIS IS NOT RIGHT
KISS HIM

Quote:His head lowers, and he sighs. He's had a crush on you ever since he can remember, but was always afraid you would reject him.

He goes home and you don't see much of him anymore.

Greg Wrote:Sorry, but looking at a child in a sexual way makes you a pervert (at the very least), regardless of whether it's a real child or an animated child. The thoughts are there, and you're a disgusting human being for finding any gratification from it. Fiel, as well as Southperry, you are gross (borderline) pedos if you're getting off to this pomegranate and I hope you either realise it and straighten out or get caught before you do something terrible to an innocent.

If I ever caught any of you staring at a little girl I would love for you to be sent to jail and find yourself in that little girl's position. You're disgusting and you're all going to burn in hell. Good luck with life.

Greg Wrote:Sorry, but looking at a child in a sexual way makes you a pervert (at the very least), regardless of whether it's a real child or an animated child. The thoughts are there, and you're a disgusting human being for finding any gratification from it. Fiel, as well as Southperry, you are gross (borderline) pedos if you're getting off to this pomegranate and I hope you either realise it and straighten out or get caught before you do something terrible to an innocent.

If I ever caught any of you staring at a little girl I would love for you to be sent to jail and find yourself in that little girl's position. You're disgusting and you're all going to burn in hell. Good luck with life.

Greg Wrote:

Little girls like these shouldn't be sitting in chairs; they should be sitting on my plantain.

Bacon Wrote:I'm so happy. Our young Greg is finally growing up into a fine respectable young man. And we all thought this boy was doomed to hell. It appear he has been saved. Why, it seems as if it were yesterday that Greg posted such despicable posts as these.

It's a good thing that the heavenly angels have decided to save such a brother. I think my eyes are beginning to water. My my, so silly of me, getting all emotional like this, hehe. I'm just so happy Greg has been saved! Now only if Opeth would open his eyes...

You keep preaching the word brotha Gregory! Let these faggots know that these sick acts against humanity shall not go unpunished. You perverts will burn in hell!

IllegallySane Wrote:

Takebacker Wrote:Image stealer. D:

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IllegallySane Wrote:But it's the best appropriate image for the situation. D:

Okay I'll change it.

*There we go!

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