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ladies wanna destroy your man? - revansithasasin - 2009-09-20
Swerve Wrote:If I'm wrong then please forgive me. But I thought homosexuality stemmed from the freedom of choice in having sex with anyone you want, loving anyone you want irregardless of social engineering, and being able to express that love in public.
In the idea of such liberality, I personally feel that an approach to bestiality is equally justified. The freedom of choice in having sex with anything you want, loving anything you want irregardless of social engineering, and being able to at least practice what you want in your private sphere as long as you don't make it public.
I'm not necessarily a bestiality advocate. It's just that I don't really see what is so amazing about humans that make them infinitely more desirable sex partners than animals. I mean, who knows. Animals could be incredibly amazing at sex. But we would never know about it because animal sex is just something too weird for most of us to accept. And I'll admit it is weird. But I only feel it is as weird as homosexual sex in which they are both acts that do not promote progeny or sire offspring.
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Tobias, if that was what you intended then it was well thought out but poorly executed. Maybe I'm missing something. But I don't know how anyone could derive your explanation from her statement:
"id rather get mauled by a bear before i let you write on top of me"
It just seems like she's saying, lololol bear sex is so funny. And I honestly read the first part of the line thinking that it was some poor reference to an animal rape-joke. Also I don't understand "let you write on top of me." Is that supposed to be "ride?" I'm sorry if there is some deeper meaning that completely flew over my head that everyone else got.
And I'm sorry I made an ass of myself in your thread. :<
i do believe you may have been the only one that took it that way, i may be wrong and stand corrected if so, but i believe you are.
in other news...
Spoiler
![[Image: why_so_serious_cat-12947.jpg]](http://images.paraorkut.com/img/funnypics/images/w/why_so_serious_cat-12947.jpg)
ladies wanna destroy your man? - MasPan - 2009-09-20
Loose Wrote:Wait! How do I measure my penis?[color="#cc8899"]
You? A microscope.
And @ chris, Mr. Hands did it better.[/COLOR]
ladies wanna destroy your man? - TøbiasBlack - 2009-09-20
...OH SHI--
this is my bad swerve, i meant to write "writhe."
god, i look like ive got substance on my face. =/ im too busy thinking with my little brain to think with my big one.
ladies wanna destroy your man? - Tikey - 2009-09-20
Chris9292 Wrote:don't forget to have someone video tape it so you can become e-famous
MOOOOOVIEEE
lern2measure loose
That was... interesting. Wait, why'd I watch that anyway? >:I
ladies wanna destroy your man? - TøbiasBlack - 2009-09-20
Tikey Wrote:That was... interesting. Wait, why'd I watch that anyway? >:I
because every guy needs a strong, yet gentle, kind, but determined man in their lives.
ladies wanna destroy your man? - MasPan - 2009-09-20
TobiasBlack Wrote:because every guy needs a strong, yet gentle, kind, but determined man in their lives.[color="#cc8899"]
Except me. I'd rather just have a silly and fun woman who can make me smile.[/COLOR]
ladies wanna destroy your man? - Loose - 2009-09-20
MasPan Wrote:[color="#cc8899"]...
You? A microscope.[/COLOR]
No more boobs for you.
ladies wanna destroy your man? - Tikey - 2009-09-20
TobiasBlack Wrote:because every guy needs a strong, yet gentle, kind, but determined man in their lives.
What an unrelated yet awkward reason. I'll agree for now.
ladies wanna destroy your man? - MasPan - 2009-09-20
Loose Wrote:...[color="#cc8899"]
No more boobs for you.
Can't deny me that, I can see the ones you draw from space...[/COLOR]
ladies wanna destroy your man? - Loose - 2009-09-20
No.
ladies wanna destroy your man? - TøbiasBlack - 2009-09-20
but loose, without your lovely tits to satiate his hunger, who will stop the puce bear from mauling all of our anuses?
ladies wanna destroy your man? - Christopher - 2009-09-20
TobiasBlack Wrote:who will stop the puce bear from mauling all of our anuses?
brandon is really the guy on the left
ladies wanna destroy your man? - Style - 2009-09-20
[COLOR="Purple"]he has a receeding hairline. ha!
edit: wonder why he's holding flowers...[/COLOR]
ladies wanna destroy your man? - MasPan - 2009-09-20
Chris9292 Wrote:[color="#cc8899"]
brandon is really the guy on the left
That's the French navy you're referring to, which I am not a member of. [/COLOR]
ladies wanna destroy your man? - Loose - 2009-09-20
TobiasBlack Wrote:but loose, without your lovely tits to satiate his hunger, who will stop the puce bear from mauling all of our anuses?Ok.
![[Image: Bouncier-1.gif]](http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x190/loose24/Bouncier-1.gif)
ladies wanna destroy your man? - TøbiasBlack - 2009-09-20
Chris9292 Wrote:
brandon is really the guy on the left
not only is this post awesome, its even more lol-tastic because its not just relevant to the topic, but also to the user, as well as to the reference of the user by him being in the armed forces!
you sir, win.
EDIT::
@Style:
dude, low blow man, low effing blow. i know i have balding issues that arised as a prepubescent, but, come on man, thats just uncalled for. no bro-five.
ladies wanna destroy your man? - Tikey - 2009-09-20
Chris9292 Wrote:
brandon is really the guy on the left
Wow! Those are some pretty rad flowers! What species are they?
ladies wanna destroy your man? - Christopher - 2009-09-20
this thread is now about gay sailors
![[Image: sexy+sailors.jpg]](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_OQJOqSI4X4c/SDbha-cVLhI/AAAAAAAADFI/-geLtTJEQWA/s400/sexy+sailors.jpg)
ladies wanna destroy your man? - TøbiasBlack - 2009-09-20
CORRECTION!!
this thread is now about bear sea-men.
![[Image: 1997%20Sailor%20Bear.JPG]](https://secure.serve.com/ufzc3mj9/Commerce/images/1997%20Sailor%20Bear.JPG)
ladies wanna destroy your man? - revansithasasin - 2009-09-20
![[Image: BongoBongo_on_the_loose_by_Villa_Chinchilla.jpg]](http://fc04.deviantart.com/fs4/i/2004/252/d/6/BongoBongo_on_the_loose_by_Villa_Chinchilla.jpg)