Chompy disappointed me. - Printable Version

Chompy disappointed me. - Printable Version

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Chompy disappointed me. - xBTAx - 2009-09-15

Quantact Wrote:Sensei says that the sword is the extension of your body. Your movements must flow perfectly, sliding the penis in and out of the prostitute without friction for a full 25 hours while standing on one leg the whole time. Only when you have done this can you attain the level of true enlightenment.

I thought your sensei's sword only went into deer and other animals? :f6:

Chompy disappointed me. - Derimed - 2009-09-15

xBTAx Wrote:I thought your sensei's sword only went into deer and other animals? :f6:

No, he uses an Abrams tank for that. Chin

Chompy disappointed me. - Swerve - 2009-09-16

Chompy Wrote:Swerve is right! At my former job I showed great restraint and taught GREAT VALUES! and ENCOURAGEMENT!

And depending on the social scene I MAKE GOOD TIME BIG BIG RIGHT DECISIONS!
My soon-to-be-job-that-i-interviewed-for and they have me signed to.
Is Communications work. I basically talk to people for a living. That is my college major.
Talking. I do it well.

Chompy that's pretty cool. I actually don't like talking to people anymore. Most of my friends have transferred to another school or are commuting because they socialized too much instead of focusing on their academics.

Which is hilarious because if they did focus on their studies and spent all their time discussing engineering, I wouldn't be their friend because I hate those type of people who study all day.

For this reason I don't have many friends around due to my disposition since I am in a pseudo-rigorous major that should require more than adequate amounts of introverted excursion. I hate the tedious boring work and am already at a point in my studies where any hope of fun-loving diverse individuals have quintessentially either become ghastly cynic to the point of boredom (ref: doesn't really listen to you anymore) or have chosen other fields of study (see relegation to less demanding field of study in order to save face).

In the end most of my friends made a practical choice by leaving since there was nothing here that was worth keeping them. But they essentially abandoned me. And pretty much college was the last chance that I tried to be social one more-time before I became a self-absorbed recluse. In the end I guess they did whatever they needed to in order to survive. All the moments we shared meant nothing in terms of saving their own hide. And I was stupid for wasting time trying to build up a relationship with them as they left without leaving a notice.

Talking to people for a living would be a horror to me. I would much rather prefer killing people for a living if I had to choose between the two. Just kidding.

Chompy disappointed me. - bio9205 - 2009-09-16

This is disturbing.

Chompy disappointed me. - darthmars - 2009-09-16

Chompy Wrote:I am sorry my son.
You are right.
That should have had
I have sinned in the way of the
...
Still may be upon you!