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Alter Ego - Style - 2009-09-14
Throws Wrote:I just got $50,000 for helping a stranger.Tell him to shut up and focus on running southperry.
[edit:] Ogad, just got this (a friend asking to borrow $500):
"He tells you that he knows of a sure-fire way to make a lot of money. His plan is to raise chinchillas in his basement at home for fun and profit. He has a book on it. Will you lend him the money? "
WAT DO I DO?
Alter Ego - ablu2 - 2009-09-14
You are the type of baby who likes to pull on loose pieces of clothing, hair and any bulbous fleshy object that comes within your reach.
Alter Ego - Rob - 2009-09-14
ablu2 Wrote:You are the type of baby who likes to pull on loose pieces of clothing, hair and any bulbous fleshy object that comes within your reach.
baby turned gay
Alter Ego - ablu2 - 2009-09-14
RobMdza Wrote:baby turned gay
Boobs are bulbous and fleshy O.o
Anyway, since my last post, I pulled a girls skirt over her head while she was bent down, and got a week in hawaii from a fat kid.
Edit: "CONGRATULATIONS, MOM AND DAD, YOU ARE NOW THE PROUD PARENTS OF A BOUNCING BABY GIRL!" Yay! Just the type of girl i wanted!
Alter Ego - Sn1perJohnE - 2009-09-14
"You are getting dressed one day and notice a small red mark on your penis. Could it be some kind of disease? " OMG D: what do i do!?!?(FOR HILLARITY!)
anxious
calm
terrified
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Doctor visit
leave it alone
Alter Ego - Takebacker - 2009-09-14
It's a pimple.
Alter Ego - Sn1perJohnE - 2009-09-14
Takebacker Wrote:It's a pimple.
Why would someone mastabate wiith bacon grease? a-@
Alter Ego - Takebacker - 2009-09-14
Sn1perJohnE Wrote:Why would someone mastabate wiith bacon grease? a-@
I don't think you get into that kind of experience by the time you get to that question. :f6:
Alter Ego - Throes - 2009-09-14
I died of old age. How boring.
Now to have the most reckless, messed up life possible!
Alter Ego - Greg22 - 2009-09-14
Looks like my GMail account finally has a purpose. I got past the whole 20 questions/birth thing but reading the text up against the black backround annoyed me so I'll WORK ON THIS LATER.
Alter Ego - ablu2 - 2009-09-14
Throws Wrote:I died of old age. How boring.
Now to have the most reckless, messed up life possible!
This. Should i make a girl or a suicidal first?
Alter Ego - Sn1perJohnE - 2009-09-14
"You certainly have the intelligence needed for this kind of responsibility. Under your leadership the band makes terrific progress. In the coming months:
Everyone in the neighborhood signs a petition to keep you from practicing in this state. The petition was first drawn up by your mother. "
Mother dont like me
"This was a very open-minded set of choices. You arrive at the country club waiting to meet Dad's boss's daughter. All of a sudden, this MOVIE STAR walks up to you. Your eyes glaze...your mouth gets dry and you must concentrate very hard to prevent your tongue from dropping out of your mouth. COULD THIS BE MATHILDA?
Nope. It's some lady who thinks you work there parking cars. Mathilda arrives complete with braces, pigtails and a squeaky laugh. As the night goes on, you find out she's not so bad. Dad gets a raise the following week. Now, about the company picnic next month..."
Thanks Dad
Alter Ego - xBTAx - 2009-09-14
This is... interesting. Guess I'll be playing this tonight.
Alter Ego - Stereo - 2009-09-14
I killed a pedo when I was 6.
Alter Ego - xBTAx - 2009-09-14
You are sitting in a large place and a furry man walks up to you. He's walking around you in circles.
MY PARENTS LEFT ME AT A FURRY CON
EDIT: OH FFFFFFFFFF
You yell out to the furry man and he walks over to you. He makes a noise that sounds like this: "Roooouf." Then he sits on your leg.
EDIT2: MY PARENTS ENJOY THIS
You grab his head between your two hands. Hey! Now that man is licking you all over the face. Mommy says he's "kissing" you.
EDIT3: WHY DO I LICK FURRIES
His nose is cold and the hairs tickle your face. He tastes very salty and has bad breath.
Alter Ego - KingCain - 2009-09-14
Chinchilla farm was a success .
Good job fiel
Alter Ego - ablu2 - 2009-09-14
Is there anyway to get that little girl naked in the doctor scene? D:
Alter Ego - Holypie - 2009-09-14
I just made 500k by adding cheese.
Alter Ego - xBTAx - 2009-09-14
[20:14] <+BTA|AlterEgo> While you are outside, playing alone, a car pulls over to the side of the road and the driver motions for you to come over. You notice the license plate says OBO-237.
[20:14] <+BTA|AlterEgo> FFFFFFFFFFF
[20:14] * sicnarf cries ni his corner
[20:14] <+BTA|AlterEgo> FFFFFFFFFFFF
[20:14] <+BTA|AlterEgo> SHOULD I LET HIM
[20:14] <sicnarf> in, too
[20:14] <+BTA|AlterEgo> I THINK IT'S GOOD TOUCH
[20:14] <sicnarf> YOU'LL DIEEEEE
[20:14] <+BTA|AlterEgo> I WANT GOOD TOUCH
[20:14] <%Mira> YOU'LL DIE
[20:14] <%Mira> FOR SRS
[20:14] <GummyBear> bta, you're not cool
[20:15] <+BTA|AlterEgo> BUT I WANT GOOD TOUCH
[20:15] <%Mira> seriously
[20:15] <+BTA|AlterEgo> ;_;
[20:15] <%Mira> you'll be kidnapped
[20:15] <sicnarf> KIDNAPPED RAPED KILLED OH NOES
[20:15] <+BTA|AlterEgo> ...
[20:15] <GummyBear> if you want an alter ego, come up with a better name
[20:15] <+BTA|AlterEgo> kay... ;_;
[20:15] * +BTA|AlterEgo denies good touch
Alter Ego - KingCain - 2009-09-14
I made 500k by adding olives.
Olives = Win.