ImVindictive Wrote:An elderly gentleman goes to the doctor asking for a treatment for ED that isn't the common pill as he isn't willing to risk the side effect of blindness. The doctor proposes an experimental treatment where they 'enhance' his penis with a baby elephant trunk. The catch is he cannot be aroused for 30 days, or the surgery will fail.

The man quickly agrees and goes through the surgery. On the 30th day his wife had reserved a romantic dinner and at home awaited a romantic bedroom filled by candlelight. The waiter comes and lays out the standard, rolls and silverware asking what they like to drink. The wife asks for wine as the man asks for only water afraid alcohal will some how ruin the 30 day investment. As the clock passes 9pm it had been a full 30 and a half days. The wife with glitter in her eyes starts rubbing his inner thigh. The penis then unbuckled through the jeans and grabbed a roll and dove back into his jeans! The wife then went on how amazing it was and asked if he could do it again. The man replied: I don't know if I can shove another roll up my ass.

kingdj333 Wrote:Why?