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Oh sh'it, my fire monkey.. - SuperMario64 - 2009-08-31
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Oh sh'it, my fire monkey.. - EmuAlert - 2009-09-01
Me: “Tech support, how can I help you?”
Customer: “Your d*** program keeps closing on me!”
(Note: the program she is referring to is our website.)
Me: “What happens before the ‘program’ closes?”
Customer: “I click ‘printer friendly’ so I can print off the page, then I use File->Close to get back to where I was, and the d***ed program keeps kicking me out!”
Me: “You click File->Close?”
Customer: “Yeah! This keeps happening to me with a lot of things! I hate computers.”
Me: “Don’t click File->Close. Try clicking on the back button. It’s the button with the arrow pointing to the left.”
Customer: “There it goes! Wow, you must have to do a lot of training for your job!”
http://notalwaysright.com/closing-arguments/2381
Oh sh'it, my fire monkey.. - Sn1perJohnE - 2009-09-01
i fcking LOVE this site, i found it a while ago but couldnt remember it D: thanks for reminding me about it
Oh sh'it, my fire monkey.. - Holypie - 2009-09-01
(I am one of the few women working at my computer store. One day a male customer speaks up near me.)
Customer: Wow, thats a pretty big rack youve got there!
Me: *looking up from monitor screen* excuse me?
(I then follow his gaze to see him looking at a giant walk-in rack mount we have for sale.)
Customer: Oh, wow. I gotta watch how I phrase things.
Oh sh'it, my fire monkey.. - Myles - 2009-09-03
Old Woman: “Excuse me sir…I need some batteries.”
Me: “Of course. What kind do you need?”
Old Woman: “I…I’m not sure.”
Me: “Not a problem. What do you need the batteries for? I might be able to match them up to the product.”
Old Woman: “…I need them for my ghetto blaster.”
Oh sh'it, my fire monkey.. - Myles - 2009-09-03
Customer: Uggghhh!
Me: What happened?
Customer: Well, Ill be honest. Its adding my porn.
Me: *silence* Oh .
Customer: Please make it stop! I dont want porn on my iPod!
Me: Click the little X near the top.
Customer: Okay, it stopped.
Me: Try adding the My Music folder again.
Customer: Its doing it again! Oh God!
Me: Okay, uh lets just move it from your My Music folder to a new folder in My Documents.
Customer: Okay, Ill do that.
(few seconds of silence pass while he moves the files)
Customer: Oh, man. Its gonna take 24 minutes for all the files to move.
Me: Twenty-four minutes? Are you sure?!
Customer: Yes, Im sure.
(I show him how to do some other unrelated action while the porn is moved)
Customer: Alright, great. Now that were done concealing my shame .