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Random Quote Thread - CJScarlet - 2009-04-17
"Rock is overpowered. Paper is fine." -Scissors
Random Quote Thread - Baklava - 2009-04-17
Now who would like a banger in the mouth.
Random Quote Thread - Sn1perJohnE - 2009-04-17
You made me sexoff on my mommy?
~ Xavier
You are not a window.
~ Friends of John J. Ellis
Random Quote Thread - coke105kine - 2009-04-17
"The whole of life is but a moment of time. It is our duty, therefore to use it, not to misuse it." - Plutarch
Random Quote Thread - Melancholy - 2009-04-17
Life is like a box of chocolates -- a cheap, thoughtless perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for; unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you are stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down and there is nothing left to eat. Sure, once in a while there is a peanut butter cup or English toffee, but they are gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. If you are desperate enough to eat those all you have got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers.
Random Quote Thread - Johnnywup - 2009-04-17
Melancholy Wrote:Life is like a box of chocolates -- a cheap, thoughtless perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for; unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So you are stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down and there is nothing left to eat. Sure, once in a while there is a peanut butter cup or English toffee, but they are gone too fast and the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. If you are desperate enough to eat those all you have got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers.
O_o wheres that from?
Random Quote Thread - Spaz - 2009-04-17
It doesn't take special talents to reproduce -- even plants can do it. On the other hand, contributing to a program like Emacs takes real skill. That is really something to be proud of.
It helps more people, too.
~ Richard Stallman
Random Quote Thread - Melancholy - 2009-04-17
Johnnywup Wrote:O_o wheres that from?
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Random Quote Thread - Flaxative - 2009-04-17
Shut up, will you shut up!
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Random Quote Thread - y0y0y0y0shi0 - 2009-04-17
"Where's your other hand?"
"In between two pillows."
"Those are pillows."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
from Planes, Trains, and Automobiles in the motel.
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Random Quote Thread - Flaxative - 2009-04-17
Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."
Scully: Homer, we're going to ask you a few simple yes or no questions. Do you understand?
Homer: Yes. (lie dectector blows up)
Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don't show up tomorrow don't bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo! Four-day weekend.
Ralph: Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!
-The Simpsons
Random Quote Thread - Flaxative - 2009-04-17
Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
-The Simpsons
Random Quote Thread - Melancholy - 2009-04-17
"Poker? I barely know her!"
>_>
Random Quote Thread - Sn1perJohnE - 2009-04-17
Life isn't worth the price of admission.
Random Quote Thread - CJScarlet - 2009-04-18
Teacher: Jacko, can you conjugate?
Jacko: Who, me? I've never even kissed a girl.
Teacher: Nonono, it's easy. I'll conjugate with you.
Jacko: Goodnight everybody.
Turkey hunter: Give me the bird.
Jacko: We'd love to, really. But the Fox censors won't allow it.
Dot: I saw a Prince. -holds up Prince-
Jacko: Nonono, finger prints.
Dot: ...I don't think so.
Animaniacs
Random Quote Thread - Sn1perJohnE - 2009-04-18
You like graypupon? Graypooponu!!!!
Random Quote Thread - Flaxative - 2009-04-19
"Kill the infidels!"
Random Quote Thread - randompeep - 2009-04-19
"I'd only kill a guy if he killed me first!"
Random Quote Thread - Alloy - 2009-04-19
"I was lying in my bed looking the stars when I asked myself... What about the ceiling?" - Groucho Marx
"All toasters toast toast" - Mario in Hotel Mario
Random Quote Thread - Harrisonized - 2009-04-19
XBish Wrote:Big boobs are ugly ~ some fool
