Corrupt a wish thread! - Printable Version

Corrupt a wish thread! - Printable Version

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Corrupt a wish thread! - ZYXWVUT - 2008-08-05

Granted, but they just remake the same show with different names. I admit I've never heard of the show, though.

I wish I could read/write/speak every word of every language, and had immortality and eternal youth until I want to die. >_>

Kalas Wrote:Granted, that someone is you, for killing them you get sent to jail.

I wish you(or anyone else) wont delete my post and grant my previous wish.

You are now the official post-stealer. Granted, but the definition of "fluent" is kinda sorta relative. You suck by the world's standards.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Mira - 2008-08-05

Kalas Wrote:Granted, that someone is you, for killing them you get sent to jail.

I wish you(or anyone else) wont delete my post and grant my previous wish.

Granted, but I didn't read your other wish so I can't grant it.

@Zyx- Granted, but you have an annoying little girl following you untill you die, and she can't be killed.

I wish IsaacGS would tell me something romantic!~

Corrupt a wish thread! - ZYXWVUT - 2008-08-05

Granted, but the definition of "romantic" is relative. It's not so romantic by your standards.

I wish there wasn't an annoying little girl following you until I die after my wish was granted.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Kalas - 2008-08-05

Granted, its actually a boy who wants to be your lover...

I wish I wasn't the offical post-stealer...

Corrupt a wish thread! - ZYXWVUT - 2008-08-05

Granted. You are now the professional post-stealer.

I wish I was omnipotent.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Kalas - 2008-08-05

Granted, someone asks you if you can create a rock so heavy that you cannot lift it (omnipotent paradox)

I wish I knew every paradox.

Corrupt a wish thread! - ZYXWVUT - 2008-08-05

Granted, but your brain explodes shortly after understanding the last one. Also, why can't I just answer "yes" to the question, and leave it at that?

I wish my brain would stop forgetting stuff.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Roxas - 2008-08-05

Granted. Now you have Amnesia, so you don't have anything to forget.

I wish for an European release date for Tales of Symphonia 2 Frown

Corrupt a wish thread! - ZYXWVUT - 2008-08-05

Granted, but no one tells you what it is.

I wish for a flawless, uncorruptable wish to be posted in this thread.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Kalas - 2008-08-05

ZYXWVUT Wrote:Granted, but your brain explodes shortly after understanding the last one. Also, why can't I just answer "yes" to the question, and leave it at that?

I wish my brain would stop forgetting stuff.

You can't say yes because if you can't lift the rock then you wouldn't be omnipotent and you can't say no for the same reason.

@ZYX - Granted but you can't understand it and commit suicide.

I wish I didn't use "..." so much.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Sn1perJohnE - 2008-08-05

granted, but out of neglect, the dots attack you, filling you with holes.

i wish for a donut mmmmmmm, donut.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Kalas - 2008-08-05

Granted, the donut is 2 weeks stale.

I wish things people say, write and do made more sense...

Corrupt a wish thread! - ablu2 - 2008-08-05

Granted, they make more sense, much much more cents than you. They get rich and sue you cause your not rich and an embaressmant.

I wish i can post this before someone else.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Cheesecake - 2008-08-05

you granted your own wish, so you have to corrupt yourself

i wish i could swim in a giant pool of cup noodle, thats mildly warm and eatable. and i know how to swim > Sad

Corrupt a wish thread! - ablu2 - 2008-08-05

Granted, but theres a huge storm in the pool and it drowns you.

I wish I had a non-poisonous, non-explosive, non-person-corruption-involved (someone pumnching me for eating it or something) non- perishable, and non-chokable banana that tastes really good. and a monkey doesnt steal it!

Corrupt a wish thread! - Cheesecake - 2008-08-05

granted, but a fly covered in cat pee lands on it as your about to put it in your mouth.

i wish for an un-drownable swimming pool ._.

Corrupt a wish thread! - ablu2 - 2008-08-05

Granted but there are electric eels in the pool and they shock you.

I wish for 2 more wishes.
I wish you wont corrupt this wish.
I wish i had a banana.

Corrupt a wish thread! - Cheesecake - 2008-08-05

[Image: banana-hammock.jpg]

granted. heres a banana hammock, but your gonna have to get it off that guy.

i wish for a hamock full of fresh bannanas.

Corrupt a wish thread! - kleptophobia - 2008-08-05

Granted, but the Army of Banana Republic is angered that you have all their bananas and promptly declare UNLIMITED war on you, and your nation O_o.

I wish to be dead, corrupt that!

Corrupt a wish thread! - ZYXWVUT - 2008-08-06

Granted. You are now dead.

This is a corruption because you don't really want to be dead.