John is apparently here right now.

Don't know if I can handle what's happening right now, honestly.
John and Vriska's situation in general just depresses the hell out of me :<

TAVROOOOOOOOS! Aww, it seems like he tried to propose to Vriska. I think Tavros is showing more of a backbone! ::::O

What is even going on

I really hope he wasn't trying to propose to Vriska, those two do not work for me.

And Hussie just trolled you with this update. I feel so bad for Tavros, and John is being a greedy butt.

Hussie said all ships are canon. Looks like he's going to hold to it by having everyone have a failed relationship :U

Well played, Hussie, you scoundrel.

lol at the behind back ring battle of the Breaths.

JOHN NOW WILL KNOW LORD ENGLISH. IT BEGINS!

I'm not sure which is more amusing, Tavros still fighting over the ring, or Vriska explaining three ways that they can possibly defeat Lord English while dismissing her own Ancestor and Meenah's methods as boring.

Sounds like the classic trope that Lord English's sheer confidence will be the end of him. Inb4 that was his plan all along, and is secretly allowing all 3 groups to meet together so he can annihilate all of them at once.

I do like that Vriska was able to figure out a map from something as crazy as the cracks in space. Maybe she CAN be like Mindfang. Maybe.

I find Vriska's plan to be painfully suicidal, but albeit somewhat cunning. Also, I think the fact the two (Tavros and Vriska) have been observing their ancestors mean they're starting to become more like them. One thing for sure, Vriska's slowly feeling less of a HUGE BI'TCH but still has that Vriska bite. I like how Tavros is still obsessing over the ring a la Gollum style.

RUFIOOOOOOOOH! So awesome! And dang he gets ALL the trolls. I do like hi s much happier and confident attitude. I know he's still not very assertive, but he still seems so chipper. I loled at him being a Troll Weeaboo.

And Horuss. Damn it Hussie, trolling us even more with that emoticon. I was trying not to laugh when he was speaking to Rufioh. Did anyone else expected him to be in a full steampunk outfit? It really suits him. I also forsee Horuss cosplays hitting conventions in the next couple months or even sooner.

*To add: I need to re-find the horse dildo scene, just for laughs.

Damara. WHY YOU SPEAK MOONSPEAK?! ./rageface

Damara also scares me a bit. Such a stern, unhappy, sinister face. MFW SHE SMOKES WEED. Also I'm very sure she's a huge pervert/has weird fetishes. Wait a minute... Japanese speak.... apparently lots of perverted speech/weird fetishes...

*Translated, it's way worse than I thought. I feel like I'm reading a porno story.

Oh dear lord, MFW Hussie running the exposition booth with his shi'tty explanations, great "misuse" of the money he got from the Kickstarter, and having NOW realized it was HIM who leapt out of the bushes and kissed Rufioh.

OH GOD, GAMZEE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I actually feel bad for Damara, seeing it was Meenah that turned her into a crazy depraved pervert with the tendency to use her time powers to screw over everything.

Um.

I translated Damara's lines.

...

Don't read them.

By doing so, I've decided to find translations anyways. And oh god, it's far dirtier than I ever thought it would be, ESPECIALLY with Horuss. *punches crotch and brain repeatedly* No, bad!

WHY DOES HORUSS ON THE WIKI HAVE A GIANT HORSE DILDO?! HOW THE HELL DID I MISS THAT ON THE FLASH!??

In a chest you can only open with horus at the top right of the tree.

WHY IS THERE A BAD DRAGON AD THERE, AND WITH THE HORSE DILDO SCENE?! I feel that Hussie is trolling us with that bit until the next update. And like Karen, please don't click on that ad. You don't want to find out.