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Corrupt a wish thread! - ZYXWVUT - 2008-07-31

Granted, but I drown you instead. You die.

I wish for something.


Corrupt a wish thread! - tzk221 - 2008-07-31

Granted, but you get burried alive and suffocate.

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Corrupt a wish thread! - ZYXWVUT - 2008-07-31

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Corrupt a wish thread! - tzk221 - 2008-07-31

^ That's actually a real wish, but encoded. :f6:


Corrupt a wish thread! - Sn1perJohnE - 2008-07-31

i wish people would stop talking yiddish Angry


Corrupt a wish thread! - ZYXWVUT - 2008-07-31

tzk221 Wrote:^ That's actually a real wish, but encoded. :f6:

Same as mine.


Corrupt a wish thread! - tzk221 - 2008-07-31

Too lazy to decipher.

I wish I could read minds.


Corrupt a wish thread! - Wani - 2008-07-31

Granted. You now suffer constant migraines from constantly having everybody on earth's thoughts in your head constantly.

I wish modern algebra wasn't so damn confusing.


Corrupt a wish thread! - tzk221 - 2008-07-31

Granted, but now it's even more confusing.

I wish for a better wish.


Corrupt a wish thread! - ZYXWVUT - 2008-08-01

Granted, but you forget it from the mind-reading migranes.

I wish I had a loyal pet.


Corrupt a wish thread! - iiMarik - 2008-08-01

Granted, but the pet gets too loyal and runs away as a sign for you to not feed him and bother yourself.

I wish for nothing Wink


Corrupt a wish thread! - Wani - 2008-08-01

Granted. The universe ends and is turned to nothing.

I wish for a less psychotic cat o_O


Corrupt a wish thread! - ablu2 - 2008-08-01

Granted, the less psychotic cat is so un-psychotic that it explodes.

I wish some guy named bob had a millon dollars.


Corrupt a wish thread! - MiSSHaku - 2008-08-01

Granted, but Bob was robbed an hour later. Eek

I wish for the perfect chip.Shine


Corrupt a wish thread! - tzk221 - 2008-08-01

Granted, but lose that poker chip in a game of poker.

I wish for kimchi.


Corrupt a wish thread! - AvengedSevenfold - 2008-08-01

Granted, but my cat eated it.

I wish for a new phone.



Corrupt a wish thread! - Chompy - 2008-08-01

AvengedSevenfold Wrote:Granted, but my cat eated it.

I wish for a new phone.

Tis done.
It is a fancy phone made from your Mother's skull.

I wish to know if a beard would suit me?


Corrupt a wish thread! - Derimed - 2008-08-01

Chompy Wrote:I wish to know if a beard would suit me?

The beard suits you. But it is infested with fleas and other assorted vermin.

I wish to know if I will ever have a Harley Davidson.


Corrupt a wish thread! - Cheesecake - 2008-08-01

granted. you won't.

i wish i could breath underwater =]


Corrupt a wish thread! - Blankout - 2008-08-01

Cheesecake Wrote:granted. you won't.

i wish i could breath underwater =]

Granted. You swap your lungs for gills, but it's extremely painful and the operation only gives you 3 years to live.

I wish I knew how php tags work.