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Valentines/Singles Awareness Day - WillDaSnail - 2011-02-02
Zelkova Wrote:*fucking beats your little asian ass into a bloody pulp*
Oh fu'ck. -runs-
Valentines/Singles Awareness Day - chrome - 2011-02-02
Sarah Wrote:That's a little exaggerated. Three at most, average. But that's pretty much life after the age of 15 anyway. Everyone's got peen in their mouth.So Sarah, did you want to go out for coffee this Friday?
And don't do it electronically unless you're eight and don't intend to do anything but giggle and tell people you've got a girlfriend when in reality the relationship is guaranteed to fail because you've already proven that you're incapable of behaving like a functional human being around her.
Valentines/Singles Awareness Day - Sarah - 2011-02-02
Ben Wrote:So Sarah, did you want to go out for coffee this Friday?
Got school, sorry. I'm sure Bacon would be obliged to take my place though.
Valentines/Singles Awareness Day - Rick - 2011-02-02
Does no one else recognise this poor excuse for a 'holiday' as the waste of time it really is?
Valentines/Singles Awareness Day - Mute - 2011-02-02
Rick Wrote:Does no one else recognise this poor excuse for a 'holiday' as the waste of time it really is?
Rick, you there?
See this thing you're doing here? Yeah?
This sort of pessimism isn't needed. It's obvious that the day's mostly just about Hallmark cards, chocolates, spending money, and guys trying to get laid with an excuse.
Valentines/Singles Awareness Day - Zelkova - 2011-02-02
Mute Wrote:Rick, you there?
See this thing you're doing here? Yeah?
This sort of pessimism isn't needed. It's obvious that the day's mostly just about Hallmark cards, chocolates, spending money, and guys trying to get laid with an excuse.
Touchy Touchy. I plan on eating steak and lobster on this fine holiday tyvm. U jelly?
Valentines/Singles Awareness Day - Mute - 2011-02-02
Zelkova Wrote:Touchy Touchy. I plan on eating steak and lobster on this fine holiday tyvm. U jelly?
Actually, yes.
I hope you choke on that lobster, lucky SOB. Never had it before, and now I can't. Goddamn allergy to shellfish.
Valentines/Singles Awareness Day - >Pineapple - 2011-02-02
Mute Wrote:Never had it before, and now I can't. Goddamn allergy to shellfish.
You have not, and will not live.
Unless they find a cure for your allergy.
Valentines/Singles Awareness Day - Kalovale - 2011-02-02
Two words.
King Crab.
![[Image: King%20Crab%20BEFORE.JPG]](http://www.drahosweb.net/bhsbusiness/mm7/weiss/about%20me/assets/King%20Crab%20BEFORE.JPG)
Valentines/Singles Awareness Day - Mute - 2011-02-02
>Pineapple' Wrote:You have not, and will not live.
Unless they find a cure for your allergy.
According to family I could just take a benadryl or some sh'it before I try to eat one, but it's so f'ucking weak to be dependant on a goddamn pill just to f'ucking eat a lobster or a damn crab.
Valentines/Singles Awareness Day - Evan - 2011-02-02
I'll give rose gift to my my valentine,a true symbol of love.The truth behind it to save some money.......
Rancho Cucamonga personal training
Valentines/Singles Awareness Day - Plasmablaster - 2011-02-02
Hmm, I am considering going to work that day. It is expected that day work place will be busy so I got an offer to work that night, figures it would be a nice time to pick up some extra funds. Either that, or just go on with the many commitments I already have for Mondays.
Valentines/Singles Awareness Day - Khoi - 2011-02-02
I've eaten a King Crab before. It was delicious. I still prefer my Eels over everything else that's seafood though.
Valentines/Singles Awareness Day - Felicitates - 2011-02-02
Evan Wrote:I'll give rose gift to my my valentine,a true symbol of love.The truth behind it to save some money.......
That is so sweet. Why aren't all men like this ...
Valentines/Singles Awareness Day - Holypie - 2011-02-02
Khoi Wrote:I've eaten a King Crab before. It was delicious. I still prefer my Eels over everything else that's seafood though.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS. And crab and raw salmon and cod. My favourite seafood. I don't like any other seafood though :3
Valentines/Singles Awareness Day - Kalovale - 2011-02-02
Delicae Wrote:That is so sweet. Why aren't all men like this ...
Because that's not how men are.
Valentines/Singles Awareness Day - 2147483647 - 2011-02-02
Obviously, I'll be spending it... a l o n e .
Valentines/Singles Awareness Day - Khoi - 2011-02-02
Delicae Wrote:That is so sweet. Why aren't all men like this ...
Psh, real men gives their girlfriend a really cool looking and awesome gaming controller for their girlfriend's favorite console (whatever that may be). Unless she plays only handhelds, then the girl would be just like me.
>handhelds only
wat
Valentines/Singles Awareness Day - Kalovale - 2011-02-02
Khoi Wrote:Psh, real men gives their girlfriend a really cool looking and awesome gaming controller for their girlfriend's favorite console (whatever that may be). Unless she plays only handhelds, then the girl would be just like me.
>handhelds only
wat
"Baby I'll give you the best handheld there is in this world."
*wink*
Valentines/Singles Awareness Day - Khoi - 2011-02-02
Kalovale Wrote:"Baby I'll give you the best handheld there is in this world."
*wink*
ohohoho~