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Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES - DrRusty - 2012-09-19
Wut the fk is up southperry? Since 99% of you are virgins, I decided to write a guide to help out my fellow southperrians get hot b*tches.
First off, Be yourself!
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Be Honest!
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Talk about things that interest you
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Be romantic
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Be Nice
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Go to the gym
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Follow these simple steps and you'll have plenty of hot b*tches
Testimonials
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After using reading and using my own guide, I hooked up with the following hot b*tches
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![[Image: Scarlett__Johansson%20(7)_zpsea500276.jpg]](http://i1115.photobucket.com/albums/k551/voltewow/Scarlett__Johansson%20(7)_zpsea500276.jpg)
![[Image: rachel-mcadams-90881_zps1156441f.jpg]](http://i1115.photobucket.com/albums/k551/voltewow/rachel-mcadams-90881_zps1156441f.jpg)
![[Image: meganfox1_zps48fb2290.jpg]](http://i1115.photobucket.com/albums/k551/voltewow/meganfox1_zps48fb2290.jpg)
![[Image: ikaros_zps54238dd0.jpg]](http://i1115.photobucket.com/albums/k551/voltewow/ikaros_zps54238dd0.jpg)
Good luck in your journey to get them hot b*tches!
Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES - Five Second Pose - 2012-09-19
Who the hell's the last one?
Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES - Nion - 2012-09-19
This has been bookmarked. I will do everything you have included because you are 100% correct in every way and I will be jelly with peanut butter.
Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES - Dusk - 2012-09-19
When do I show her my Pokemon card collection?
Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES - Untradeable - 2012-09-19
Favorited, Bookmarked, frontpaged, twittered, facebooked, reddited, told my guild, i am now swiming in hot b*tches.
Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES - Five Second Pose - 2012-09-19
Untradeable Wrote:Favorited, Bookmarked, frontpaged, twittered, facebooked, reddited, told my guild, i am now swiming in hot b*tches.
You forgot to post it on Digg.
Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES - KhainiWest - 2012-09-19
Am I the only one who didn't find this remotely funny?
Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES - Aircalibur - 2012-09-19
I'm sharing this on my tumblr. Do you have a channel I can subscribe to?
Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES - DarkForgeJ - 2012-09-19
Dusk Wrote:When do I show her my Pokemon card collection?
They obviously prefer YU-GI-OH
Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES - Niernen - 2012-09-19
KhainiWest Wrote:Am I the only one who didn't find this remotely funny?
You are not alone. Well, you might be, but to answer your question, no.
Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES - Untradeable - 2012-09-19
Rayquaza2233 Wrote:You forgot to post it on Digg.
darn your right
i also forgot to make a meme of it and post it on 4chan and 9gag
Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES - Corn - 2012-09-19
Wait a second, Scarlett Johansson has been cheating on me? Guess my manhood isn't big enough.
You got tips for improving an Asian man's wood, or is it a hopeless case?
Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES - Aircalibur - 2012-09-19
DarkForgeJ Wrote:They obviously prefer YU-GI-OHNah man, Chaotic is where it's at.
Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES - Burritos - 2012-09-19
Corn Wrote:Wait a second, Scarlett Johansson has been cheating on me? Guess my manhood isn't big enough.One word. Viagra
You got tips for improving an Asian man's wood, or is it a hopeless case?
Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES - DrRusty - 2012-09-19
Corn Wrote:Wait a second, Scarlett Johansson has been cheating on me? Guess my manhood isn't big enough.
You got tips for improving an Asian man's wood, or is it a hopeless case?
That was pre-Hot B*tches guide. After following these simple steps, you can win her heart back in no time!
also, It's not the size that counts, it's how you use it
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Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES - Foxino - 2012-09-19
OH It's all so clear now!
THANK YOU GREAT SAVOUR!
Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES - Corn - 2012-09-19
DrRusty Wrote:That was pre-Hot B*tches guide. After following these simple steps, you can win her heart back in no time!
also, It's not the size that counts, it's how you use it
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Do you think the reason she cheated on me is because of my avatar switch?
Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES - Justin - 2012-09-19
Corn Wrote:Do you think the reason she cheated on me is because of my avatar switch?
You need to learn how to "blood bend" better.
Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES - Smooth Criminal - 2012-09-19
Khoi did this exact thread way better than you.
Rusty's guide to getting HOT B*TCHES - Chaz - 2012-09-26
KhainiWest Wrote:Am I the only one who didn't find this remotely funny?
No.