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Paris Hilton's My New BFF - 0mgP1r4tes - 2008-10-05
Ladies and Gentlemen, the end is near. Why you may ask?
As you may not know, there is a surprisingly, albiet creepy, correlation with activities by Miss Hilton, and the downward spiral of the United States of America.
Huge Note: I pineappleing hate Paris Hilton. I cant stand her smugness, I hate how she gets out of anything by throwing money at it. What started this was I had the misfortune of watching tv as an ad for her new show came on. The show is all about people basically telling her how much they worship her. This is obviously not good. Even without this many sucking up to her, all these horrible things have happened. As soon as this show starts to air....god help us all.
Early 2003: Paris Hilton's sex tape is released. The United States, along with coalition forces, invade Iraq.
Mid 2003: Paris Hilton starts dating Nick Carter. Bush declares "Mission Accomplished" aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln.
Late 2003: "The Simple Life" premieres. Insurgency forces nearly double in number and their frequency of attacks.
Early 2004: Hilton founded Heiress Records (because no other record label will sign a contract with her, due to lack of talent). A suicide bomber blew up a pickup truck packed with 1,000 pounds of explosives outside the headquarters of the US led coalition killing about 20 people and injuring more than 60. During the Muslim eid, two suicide bombers kill 117 and wound 235 at two Kurdish buildings in the northern Iraqi city of Arbil. Truly a turbulent time
Late 2004: In the autumn of 2004, Hilton released an autobiographical book, Confessions of an Heiress: A Tongue-in-Chic Peek Behind the Pose. Insurgents detonate three car bombs killing 41 people (34 of them children) in the Shi'ite Amil area of southern Baghdad. The blasts, which wounded 139, occurred shortly after U.S. troops had celebrated opening a new sewage system and distributed sweets to children.
Early 2005: In 2005, Hilton lent her name to a chain of nightclubs (Club Paris). Nearly 2,000 people die or are wounded in Early 2005 from Insurgency bombs and attacks
Mid 2005: Paris gets engaged to Greek shipping heir Paris Latsis. At least 29 people are killed and more than 100 injured in a wave of car bomb attacks targeting Iraqi security forces in and around Baghdad
Early 2006: Hilton was arrested and charged with driving under the influence of alcohol. She bitches and moans until she is released from jail. The al-Askari Mosque bombing occurs, 130 lives are taken, hundreds more injured.
Early 2007: Paris claims she is the "iconic blonde of the decade"' and compared herself to Princess Diana and Marilyn Monroe. A car bomb killed 20 and injured 45 others at a market in Aziziya a week later
I could go on and on...but it gets even more grim
Take it as you will, but honestly I believe Paris Hilton getting this show could potentially keep us in Iraq forever
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Paris Hilton's My New BFF - wobbufet - 2008-10-05
LOL. idiot.
Paris Hilton's My New BFF - 0mgP1r4tes - 2008-10-05
wobbufet Wrote:LOL. idiot.If she isnt stopped it doesnt matter who is elected President. We might be in Iraq for a very very long time
Paris Hilton's My New BFF - wobbufet - 2008-10-05
Oh wait, didn't realise this was in the Speakeasy.....
I like paris hilton
Paris Hilton's My New BFF - 0mgP1r4tes - 2008-10-05
wobbufet Wrote:Oh wait, didn't realise this was in the Speakeasy.....She might make entertaining tv, but to compare herself to Princess Diana is shameful >_>
I like paris hilton
Paris Hilton's My New BFF - revansithasasin - 2008-10-05
0mgP1r4tes Wrote:She might make entertaining tv, but to compare herself to Princess Diana is shameful >_>
qft.
the topic may be wishful thinking, but shes still about the most annoying thing drawing air at this moment in time.
*thinks its funny that someone who got famous for a porno is the most influential blonde of the decade*
Paris Hilton's My New BFF - SuGaRnSp1C3 - 2008-10-05
Oh brother..for the LOVE of God..NOT a Paris Hilton thread -_-. The chick is dumb as hell, and how dare she associate herself with Princess Diana! That's an outrage! She hasn't done shiet for the country except say "oh yeah, that's hot" & be a spoiled, pompous heiress...she looks anorexic, i mean c'mon EAT SOMETHING! I woudln't be surprised if they found the WMDs up her vag..>.>
Paris Hilton's My New BFF - 0mgP1r4tes - 2008-10-05
SuGaRnSp1C3 Wrote:Oh brother..for the LOVE of God..NOT a Paris Hilton thread -_-. The chick is dumb as hell, and how dare she associate herself with Princess Diana! That's an outrage! She hasn't done shiet for the country except say "oh yeah, that's hot" & be a spoiled, pompous heiress...she looks anorexic, i mean c'mon EAT SOMETHING! I woudln't be surprised if they found the WMDs up her vag..>.>That last part made me lol irl
Paris Hilton's My New BFF - wobbufet - 2008-10-05
![[Image: paris_hilton.jpg]](http://regmedia.co.uk/2005/05/24/paris_hilton.jpg)
Paris Hilton's My New BFF - 0mgP1r4tes - 2008-10-05
Spoiler
I just threw up in my mouth alittle bit
Paris Hilton's My New BFF - FelixTM - 2008-10-05
This topic = win. The EVIDENCE is all here!
I hate Paris Hilton. It just goes to show that money can do anything, even make ugly women full of themselves.
Paris Hilton's My New BFF - Worthyness - 2008-10-05
this topic is lolfunnies...
I think the best part was the correlation between major death-related events and events in Paris' life.
Paris Hilton's My New BFF - wobbufet - 2008-10-05
0mgP1r4tes Wrote:SpoilerI just threw up in my mouth alittle bit
Mission accomplished
Bonus pics!
![[Image: paris-hilton.jpg]](http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/news/supergirl/paris-hilton.jpg)
Paris Hilton's My New BFF - SuGaRnSp1C3 - 2008-10-05
OH jeez NOOO the MADNESS of it all!! WOBBUFET..plz stop with the gross pics..
Paris Hilton's My New BFF - Corn - 2008-10-05
Finally people agree with you, Dae.
Paris Hilton's My New BFF - Acim - 2008-10-05
It's a coincidence! LEAVE PARIS ALONE!
idkmybffparis?
Paris Hilton's My New BFF - Derimed - 2008-10-05
If you really think about it, there is a popular expectation of a "man." He can screw a different girl every night. He has to be sophisticated, wealthy, know a lot of worthless $hit like about wine and fencing and horseback riding. That is Hugh Hefner, who packaged all that $hit together and sold it as Playboy. That image is why men buy Playboy, because it packages sophistication with porn. That is why Hefner is successful.
Then you have the popular expectation of a "woman." Not the same as a player, because she doesn't have to be sophisticated, just extremely attractive and have tons of money to buy worthless $hit. Worthless women aspire to different things than worthless men. That is Paris Hilton. That is why Hilton is successful.
Note that I am saying "popular." A university professor, high school principal or a classical musician will abhor both of these archetypes. But the barslut and the bar manwhore in essence lust to be like them. Let's face it, ladies and gentlemen, there are more of them than there are of us. The truly disturbing thing about America is that Paris Hilton and Hugh Hefner are admired in the open, more so than people that contribute far more to the country's cultural development.
Paris Hilton's My New BFF - Rain - 2008-10-05
0mgP1r4tes Wrote:Its the new Slut Burger!SpoilerI just threw up in my mouth alittle bit
Horrrayyy!
Paris Hilton's My New BFF - Derimed - 2008-10-05
Rain Wrote:Its the new Slut Burger!
Horrrayyy!
Don't eat it, it's got AIDS!
Paris Hilton's My New BFF - 0mgP1r4tes - 2008-10-05
Quantact Wrote:Don't eat it, it's got AIDS!Im sure its got alot more diseases than just AIDS >_>
She makes me sick