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Gays<3 - Daku - 2011-02-18
>Go to gay gathering
>Be a shy pineapple
>Loosen up
>?????
>GUY ASKS FOR YOUR PHONE NUMBER.
Gays<3 - Jon - 2011-02-18
>pineapple said guy
>????
>BABIES
Gays<3 - Kunagisa - 2011-02-18
>walk into Gamestop
>cute Asian girl is working behind counter, exactly as planned
>grab copy of Touhou vs Arcana Heat, walk to counter
>slip on random urine puddle and crash face first into register
>hear sickly crunch and tink-tink as my rotten dicks snap and fall behind counter
>black out for 10 seconds, lose control of my bowels
>regain consciousness, realize I am lying in my own dicks
>Asian girl covering mouth, crying in disgust
>attempt to flee store
>shoelaces caught on Cabela display
>trip and crash sprawling into gameguide rack
>Rocco Botte statue falls directly onto my testicles
>vomit straight up, running into face and plantain
>flailing around on merchandise, gibbering and crying
>blindly grope for door, knocking everything crashing
>finally stagger into sunlight
>limp towards bus stop in rain, humiliated
>"Hey, wait!"-- Asian girl walks outside store
>"You forgot your homo anime game", tosses game in puddle
>she wants to pineapple
Gays<3 - Link - 2011-02-18
Kunagisa Wrote:>walk into Gamestop
>cute Asian girl is working behind counter, exactly as planned
>grab copy of Touhou vs Arcana Heat, walk to counter
>slip on random urine puddle and crash face first into register
>hear sickly crunch and tink-tink as my rotten dicks snap and fall behind counter
>black out for 10 seconds, lose control of my bowels
>regain consciousness, realize I am lying in my own dicks
>Asian girl covering mouth, crying in disgust
>attempt to flee store
>shoelaces caught on Cabela display
>trip and crash sprawling into gameguide rack
>Rocco Botte statue falls directly onto my testicles
>vomit straight up, running into face and plantain
>flailing around on merchandise, gibbering and crying
>blindly grope for door, knocking everything crashing
>finally stagger into sunlight
>limp towards bus stop in rain, humiliated
>"Hey, wait!"-- Asian girl walks outside store
>"You forgot your homo anime game", tosses game in puddle
>she wants to pineapple
What the pineapple did I just read?
Gays<3 - Zelkova - 2011-02-18
Kunagisa Wrote:>she wants to pineapple
Exactly as planned.
Gays<3 - KajitiSouls - 2011-02-18
ShiKage Wrote:What the pineapple did I just read?
What I assume are the daily adventures of Spidey.
Gays<3 - Justin - 2011-02-18
Kunagisa Wrote:>walk into Gamestop
>cute Asian girl is working behind counter, exactly as planned
>grab copy of Touhou vs Arcana Heat, walk to counter
>slip on random urine puddle and crash face first into register
>hear sickly crunch and tink-tink as my rotten dicks snap and fall behind counter
>black out for 10 seconds, lose control of my bowels
>regain consciousness, realize I am lying in my own dicks
>Asian girl covering mouth, crying in disgust
>attempt to flee store
>shoelaces caught on Cabela display
>trip and crash sprawling into gameguide rack
>Rocco Botte statue falls directly onto my testicles
>vomit straight up, running into face and plantain
>flailing around on merchandise, gibbering and crying
>blindly grope for door, knocking everything crashing
>finally stagger into sunlight
>limp towards bus stop in rain, humiliated
>"Hey, wait!"-- Asian girl walks outside store
>"You forgot your homo anime game", tosses game in puddle
>she wants to pineapple
Okay what
Gays<3 - Tay - 2011-02-18
OMG RLLY DAKU?
Gays<3 - PSAssassin - 2011-02-18
Have I been misinterpreting what the Southperry censor of "plantain" is?
Gays<3 - Link - 2011-02-18
PSAssassin Wrote:Have I been misinterpreting what the Southperry censor of "plantain" is?
No, it's "dick."
Gays<3 - Erebus - 2011-02-18
So... does a penis have a particular taste or is it random? I imagine it reflects the diet of the person your sucking off.
Not gay, just curious...
not that kind of curious...
Gays<3 - Kunagisa - 2011-02-18
Erebus Wrote:So... does a penis have a particular taste or is it random? I imagine it reflects the diet of the person your sucking off.
Not gay, just curious...
not that kind of curious...
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What, seriously?
Gays<3 - SwordStaker - 2011-02-18
Erebus Wrote:So... does a penis have a particular taste or is it random? I imagine it reflects the diet of the person your sucking off.Theres all female forums for this..SHOULDN'T BE ASKING THIS IN A 90% MALE DOMINATED FORUM MAN.
Not gay, just curious...
not that kind of curious...
Gays<3 - Link - 2011-02-18
Erebus Wrote:So... does a penis have a particular taste or is it random? I imagine it reflects the diet of the person your sucking off.
Not gay, just curious...
not that kind of curious...
This is purely speculation, but I would assume it tastes like any other part of your body -- skin? Unless, of course, you mean ejaculate. In which case, I can't begin to nor do I want to try to fathom what it may be like.
Gays<3 - Erebus - 2011-02-18
Kunagisa Wrote:-snip-
What, seriously?
What?
Why can't I ask a gay guy about penis sucking?
@above
Sword - And alot of those guys are gay so it's worth asking
ShiKage - Skin (my skin is salty but sometimes sweet depending on my diet, i figure it'd transfer)
Gays<3 - Kunagisa - 2011-02-18
ShiKage Wrote:This is purely speculation, but I would assume it tastes like any other part of your body -- skin? Unless, of course, you mean ejaculate. In which case, I can't begin to nor do I want to try to fathom what it may be like.
Well, if it was right after a shower, I'd guess. Both genitals are fairly different from skin on your finger due to various other factors.
And ejaculate would taste different depending on diet, but there would be a general taste that they share regardless simply because of what it's made of.
Gays<3 - Link - 2011-02-18
Erebus Wrote:ShiKage - Skin (my skin is salty but sometimes sweet depending on my diet, i figure it'd transfer)
Yeah, skin is generally salty, considering your body produces salt. Have you ever had sweat go in your mouth? It's like drinking warm salt water. That's from the salt on your skin.
Gays<3 - Tay - 2011-02-18
Erebus Wrote:What?
Why can't I ask a gay guy about penis sucking?
@above
Sword - And alot of those guys are gay so it's worth asking
ShiKage - Skin (my skin is salty but sometimes sweet depending on my diet, i figure it'd transfer)
Well, we do it the best.
It reflects the sanitary condition of the cawk, I'd assume.
Gays<3 - Erebus - 2011-02-18
ShiKage Wrote:Yeah, skin is generally salty, considering your body produces salt. Have you ever had sweat go in your mouth? It's like drinking warm salt water. That's from the salt on your skin.
Is it actual salt or a chemical makeup simlar to it.
Thread is SRS. The Science behind Penis sucking.
Gays<3 - Kunagisa - 2011-02-18
Erebus Wrote:Is it actual salt or a chemical makeup simlar to it.
Thread is SRS. The Science behind Penis sucking.
Salt. Look at the ingredients of Gatorade, it's essentially made out of what you lose in sweat. So you're kinda drinking flavored sweat when you drink Gatorade.