Discovery Channel hostage situation

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Discovery Channel hostage situation - Mark - 2010-09-01

"A hostage situation at the Discovery Channel building ended in a bizarre twist today as a single cop walked through the police barriers, entered the building and handled the hostage situation by himself. He emerged five minutes later, carrying two female hostages in each of his arms. When EMS entered the building they found the gunman decapitated, and what appeared to be feces in his neck cavity."

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Pic related. The guy with the blond hair. What a hero.

Discovery Channel hostage situation - Link - 2010-09-01

Pro.

XFire chat Wrote:Ransu: wtp
Ransu: Is this real?
Ransu: That guy looks exactly like Duke Nukem

Discovery Channel hostage situation - whybanme - 2010-09-01

That chick's taking a picture of his plantain

Discovery Channel hostage situation - CrazyNomad - 2010-09-01

ShiKage Wrote:Pro.

rofl, duke nuken irl !

Discovery Channel hostage situation - Kojo - 2010-09-01

And there were feces in his neck because...?

Discovery Channel hostage situation - Mark - 2010-09-01

Kojo Wrote:And there were feces in his neck because...?

Discovery Channel hostage situation - Takebacker - 2010-09-01

Kojo Wrote:And there were feces in his neck because...?

Duke nukem shoved some in there after he decapitated him.

Discovery Channel hostage situation - larmie - 2010-09-01

Takebacker Wrote:Duke nukem shoved some in there after he decapitated him.

with his bare hands? that, is disgusting.

Discovery Channel hostage situation - Mark - 2010-09-01

Actually...he uses their gaping neck as a toilet.

Discovery Channel hostage situation - Link - 2010-09-01

Kojo Wrote:And there were feces in his neck because...?

"I'm gonna tear your head off and s[SIZE="2"]hit[/SIZE] down your neck!"

Discovery Channel hostage situation - Hazzy - 2010-09-01

This is why we have nice things.

Discovery Channel hostage situation - SunnySis - 2010-09-01

when reached for comment the officer told reporters he told the man :
http://www.duke-n-doom.com/duke_sounds/rip01.wav

Discovery Channel hostage situation - larmie - 2010-09-02

...I thought this thread was a hoax until I saw it on the evening news...

feces?

Discovery Channel hostage situation - Mark - 2010-09-02

Go play Duke Nukem.

Kids these days.

Discovery Channel hostage situation - Dual - 2010-09-02

Hey Mark, when is Duke Nukem Forever coming out?

Discovery Channel hostage situation - Rob - 2010-09-02

TBA.

No, really, the other day 3D Realms said they're still working on it.

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Discovery Channel hostage situation - Tremulant - 2010-09-04

i can't believe people needed an explanation. this is disconcerting.

i lol'd though so thread successful.

Discovery Channel hostage situation - IllegallySane - 2010-09-04

Mark Wrote:" they found the gunman decapitated, and what appeared to be feces in his neck cavity."

Rated M for Manly. This is why you don't fuck with the Discovery Channel cause they got Duke Nukem as a cop.

Discovery Channel hostage situation - madanthony - 2010-09-04

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Disregard authorities. Acquire pizza.

Discovery Channel hostage situation - Corn - 2010-09-04

This must be a sign that Duke Nukem Forever is coming.