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What I think about the "gays" on SP.net - Cyadd - 2010-05-03
[COLOR="Red"]I think it's time for me to make this thread. So many new people are coming to SP.net, that I feel it is necessary to introduce them to the "gays" of southperry. I'll list some here, and I'll forget some, and I might misremember some, but, it's up to the members of SP.net to set me right.
It has come to my attention that after many weeks of being in the shadows, lurking, and viewing, that all the members of Sp.net aren't actually gay. Using such terms as "gay" they parade themselves on being different, when what they think and how they act are actually quite common. Even SP.net agrees with me:
![[Image: gayd.jpg]](http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/94/gayd.jpg)
So, in an effort to help out, I will list the "gays" of southperry.
FrozNlite- Not gay at all. He only likes mainstream music (See: Lady GaGa, some artist whom he believes is the BEST artist out there) and uses the "gay" label so as not to be made fun of by the other members of Southperry.
CeddyBear- Not gay at all. He uses "gay" terms at some times (See: "man, I only liked that video when they showed his crotch") to pretend to be gay. He sometimes posts pictures easily found on Google by searching for, "Men without shirt"
Myles- Not gay at all. Because he is British, in an attempt to cover up his teeth, draws attention to him being "gay" in order to not let anyone notice that he does in fact, have smelly breath, crooked teeth, and is from Britain.
Prov- Not gay at all. His love of cats and facial piercings must come from somewhere. Therefore, he has been labeled "gay" to make sense of why he likes those things.
Spidey- Not gay at all. Spidey is a strange man, woman, thing, it. No one exactly knows what Spidey is, but by careful observation, it seems that Spidey is also a non-"gay" white male with a particular fondness for anything Japanese. To show that it is okay to like Japanese things, the word "gay" comes to mind. Thus, Spidey is a man trying to act genderless and gay.
SarahxThroes- Not gay at all. The possibly only females on Sp.net. Therefore, they should be "gay" right? Nope. I heard that they even hate each other. Something about breast sizes? I'm not sure on the details, but I will investigate this even further!
BaconxEveryone- Not gay at all. I forgot about this one. Bacon is just such an omnipresent posters and gets along with everyone, and since no one can be that happy all the time and get along with everyone, he must be "gay". This is untrue. The reason, I'm told is a very secret one. One that if mentioned, spells destruction for the internet. But he's not gay.
Tay- Not gay at all. He's just a whiny non-Asian Asian. Don't pick on him or he'll play the "gay" card.
Eos- Not gay at all. Though he has a "gay" title, being a moderator means you just can't be gay. Fiel has rules against these things. Have you heard of the One Rule? Yep, it's no "gays" moderating. So rest safe, knowing that you won't be moderated by those of the "gay" affinity.
SpeedBump- Not gay at all. He seems "gay" due to his IGN. SpeedBump. Like Brokeback, but painted with yellow or similar colors trying to alert drivers by the time it is too late.
MarkxGreg- Not gay at all. These two are the troublemakers. Always in it, or about to be in it. So naturally they hang around. Just because they are bff's doesn't mean that they are gay. In fact, I've overheard them talking about their man-rallys, as they like to call them. They just do man stuff. Wearing the same pair of socks for days on end, hunting something they can't find, drinking into submission, making things explode, etc.
So, new people of Southperry, if you think it is queer in here, you are sadly mistaken. It's just a bunch of dudes trying to be different.
So, members of Southperry, if I have forgotten someone, please tell me so I may put them on the list, and further flesh it out.
Thank you all,
Sincerely,
Cyadd[/COLOR]
What I think about the "gays" on SP.net - Milelke - 2010-05-03
This thread is SO gay.
What I think about the "gays" on SP.net - TøbiasBlack - 2010-05-03
so everyone in that list is miserable? i am ashamed of you.
What I think about the "gays" on SP.net - Khoi - 2010-05-03
Spidey is gay.
Am I doing it right?
What I think about the "gays" on SP.net - Cyadd - 2010-05-03
Oh, thank you Omni for your great insight into the lives of Sp.net members that I have forgotten.
What I think about the "gays" on SP.net - Khoi - 2010-05-03
Spidey is pretty gay for himself, iirc. I'm pretty gay for Captain Falcon too, I can't lie to myself any more. DEM ABS.
What I think about the "gays" on SP.net - XTOTHEL - 2010-05-03
You forgot SarahxThroes, BaconxEveryone
What I think about the "gays" on SP.net - Tay - 2010-05-03
What.
Wow, I am dissapoint.
How can you forget the massive hot guy spam I did last summer?
What I think about the "gays" on SP.net - Sarah - 2010-05-03
Cyadd - Hard gay
What I think about the "gays" on SP.net - Sn1perJohnE - 2010-05-03
This thread is for the lawls.
What I think about the "gays" on SP.net - madanthony - 2010-05-03
I'm gay for Denzel.
Oh lawdy. Ooooh Denzel!
What I think about the "gays" on SP.net - LDIntensity - 2010-05-03
How do you know Ceddy find his pictures that way?
You should be in that list as well
What I think about the "gays" on SP.net - Cyadd - 2010-05-03
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Sarah Wrote:Cyadd - Hard gay
Thank you for your kind words. I'm glad to be included in this "gay" group.[/COLOR]
What I think about the "gays" on SP.net - Tay - 2010-05-03
But I'm not asian.
:<
What I think about the "gays" on SP.net - Cyadd - 2010-05-03
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Tay Wrote:But I'm not asian.
:<
You are now gay boy.[/COLOR]
What I think about the "gays" on SP.net - Locked - 2010-05-03
You forgot Eos.
What I think about the "gays" on SP.net - Khoi - 2010-05-03
Locked Wrote:You forgot Eos.
Eos is one of the most dominant gay males within our community, he should be top-dog.
What I think about the "gays" on SP.net - Corn - 2010-05-03
I'll come out of the closet.
I'm gay.
What I think about the "gays" on SP.net - Eos - 2010-05-03
Omni Wrote:Eos is one of the most dominant gay males within our community, he should be top-dog.
Most of the more dominant and assertive people just want someone strong enough to dominate them back.
Martha Stewart for example.
What I think about the "gays" on SP.net - Cyadd - 2010-05-03
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Omni Wrote:Eos is one of the most dominant gay males within our community, he should be top-dog.
But don't gays like the bottom? Isn't that the accepted postition?[/COLOR]