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Post your funniest omegle conversations! - Cursayer - 2009-12-12

http://www.omegle.com

Quote:You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: how are you
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: what's the difference between santa and tiger woods?
Stranger: dont know
You: santa stops at 3 ho's
Stranger:

Post your funniest omegle conversations! - Hazzy - 2009-12-12

Oh god. It's like the anonymity of the internet x 100.

Post your funniest omegle conversations! - y0y0y0y0shi0 - 2009-12-12

Was I supposed to lol?

Post your funniest omegle conversations! - Hazzy - 2009-12-12

Code:
You: Are you a Canadian?

Stranger: ys

You: What's it like up there.... with no electricty on weekends?

You: do you have a pet polar bear?

Stranger: tes

You: Is your beaver shaved?

<Stranger leaves>

Post your funniest omegle conversations! - TøbiasBlack - 2009-12-12

i cant. the best one i had was one over 2 hours long with some dude from norway...
boy did he love to talk.

Post your funniest omegle conversations! - Hazzy - 2009-12-12

Canadians might want to look away

Code:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: You play MapleStory?

Stranger: i put maple syrup on my balls

Stranger: does that count

You: Are you a Canadian?

Stranger: yes

Stranger: i have moose lick it off

Stranger: good times

You: :[

You: How's life up there? electricity one or two days a week

You: Polar bear pets

You: etc.

You: Chasing all that hairy beavers

Stranger: you know us well

Stranger: but you forgot our baby seal clubbing

You: D:

You: They really do that?

Stranger: those hunts are going well and bringing in many canadian dollars

Stranger: yes they do..its a dirty canadian secret

Stranger: look it up

You: I saw a picture

You: thought it was shopped

Stranger: everyone thinks of the innocent little peaceful canadians..

Stranger: but we hunt baby seals wtp

You: D:

You: So have you ever seen liquid rain?

You: Or does it rain icicles there?

Stranger: no one actually goes outside

Stranger: too depressing

Stranger: so its hard to say

You: Ever thought about moving somewhere warmer? Like antartica?

You: At least they have penguins :/

Stranger: once, but the cost of living is too high

Stranger: maybe one day

You: Oh, they don't have free health care either

You: D:

Stranger: or lots of minorities

Stranger: LOTS

Stranger: of minorites

You: Doesn't Antartica get more rain than canada? I heard it's been a million years since antartica got rain

Stranger: so you think just because im from canada im also an expert on a random southern continent?

Stranger: dont make assumptions

You: I know better than to think canadians are experts at anything but snow

You: but I was wondering when the last time canada got rain was

Stranger: we are experts at "peacekeeping"

You: snow, hockey, maple syrup, etc.*

Stranger: what that means is once all the heavy fighting has been done by other countries, we move in and try to get credit by just existing in the same area

You: Ah

Stranger: the sky rains frequently

You: wat

Stranger: yes

Stranger: this concludes our broadcast day

You: D:

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Post your funniest omegle conversations! - Zephyr - 2009-12-12

Well that was quick

Spoiler

Post your funniest omegle conversations! - Shidoshi - 2009-12-12

aww. just as I was luring a pedo

Spoiler

Post your funniest omegle conversations! - Tay - 2009-12-12

Spoiler

Sad

Post your funniest omegle conversations! - Bacon - 2009-12-12

Shidoshi Wrote:You: Uh... not interested in breasts

What the fuck?

[Image: omegle.jpg]

[Image: omegle.jpg]

Post your funniest omegle conversations! - Shidoshi - 2009-12-12

Bacon Wrote:What the fuck?

Man, you forgot that there are no girls on the internet.

Post your funniest omegle conversations! - Bacon - 2009-12-12

Shidoshi Wrote:Man, you forgot that there are no girls on the internet.

Greg's vagina says otherwise.

Post your funniest omegle conversations! - SlayerZach - 2009-12-12

I rip off people like Bacon.

Quote:You: [Omegle is legally required to inform you that you are currently chatting with a registered sex offender.]
You: Hi
Stranger: haha.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: get off this please, you are gonna be abusing little children.
You: I'd rather abuse you.
Stranger: ok.
Stranger: do it. i dare you
You: ASDJKDJNASD
You: ILL RAPE YOUR EYE SOCKETS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Post your funniest omegle conversations! - Rob - 2009-12-12

How do you even rape people's eye sockets Zach? O_O

Post your funniest omegle conversations! - Bacon - 2009-12-12

Rob Wrote:How do you even rape people's eye sockets Zach? O_O

Well if it's small, it can go in your tear ducts.

Post your funniest omegle conversations! - WayOfTime - 2009-12-12

Rob Wrote:How do you even rape people's eye sockets Zach? O_O

Ever read Monzetsu's?

Post your funniest omegle conversations! - Rob - 2009-12-12

I see what you two did there. And no, I haven't read it.

Post your funniest omegle conversations! - WayOfTime - 2009-12-12

Rob Wrote:I see what you two did there. And no, I haven't read it.

Good. DON'T EVEN LOOK IT UP!

Post your funniest omegle conversations! - Rob - 2009-12-12

You shouldn't have done that. If you tell me ''don't look it up'' it's obvious I will Rolleyes

Rolleyes

Post your funniest omegle conversations! - Zephyr - 2009-12-12

WayOfTime Wrote:Ever read Monzetsu's?

Once seen... Pineapple

Pineapple

Its fun though :x