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Black Widows - Doxinator - 2009-12-10
What do you do if there are two black widows (the size of quarters) next to your Xbox? I got the screaming like a girl and running out of the room part down. I also slammed the door, and tucked a blanket under the crack of the door.
What the hell else do I do? D:
I'm being serious.
Black Widows - Jon - 2009-12-10
You call an exterminator of course!
No, I wouldn't know what to do either. D:
Black Widows - K!yO - 2009-12-10
Get da boot
Black Widows - Jon - 2009-12-10
K!yO Wrote:Get da boot
But there's two. If he went after one he'd be open for attack from the other.
Black Widows - Tikey - 2009-12-10
imjon Wrote:But there's two. If he went after one he'd be open for attack from the other.
Get two boots. :o
Black Widows - Sarah - 2009-12-10
Use your genitals to wrangle them up and then put them in the snow.
Black Widows - K!yO - 2009-12-10
Get flip flops. This way you can move swift like ninja in the wind. They won't know what hit them
Black Widows - Jon - 2009-12-10
K!yO Wrote:Get flip flops. This way you can move swift like ninja in the wind. They won't know what hit them
Flip flops. Hah. Them weaklings won't even scratch the Widows.
Black Widows - MasPan - 2009-12-10
[color="#cc8899"]Step 1: Drinking Glass
Step 2: Napkin
Step 3: Lure spider onto napkin, slam drinking glass over it
Step 4: Release in someone else's room
Step 5: ???
Step 6: Profit.[/COLOR]
Black Widows - Jon - 2009-12-10
MasPan Wrote:[color="#cc8899"]Step 1: Drinking GlassIn the case of more than one:
Step 2: Napkin
Step 3: Lure spider onto napkin, slam drinking glass over it
Step 4: Release in someone else's room
Step 5: ???
Step 6: Profit.[/COLOR]
Step 1: Dome
Step 2: Large city
Step 3: Lure them under the dome
Step 4: Trap
Step 5: ???
Step 6: Profit.
Black Widows - XTOTHEL - 2009-12-10
turn on the xbox, hopefully they'll go for the heat and fry themselves
...no guarantee if your xbox will come out alive.
Black Widows - Super_cyp - 2009-12-10
Fly Spray? A shoe? A very heavy book?
anddd wear shoes on your feet so if one runs at you you can jump on it and make it go squish
Black Widows - Xiyuuna - 2009-12-10
Knock your Xbox over and smash them to their deaths and hope that there were only two...spiders come for revenge when seeing a family member die.
Black Widows - Pomegranate - 2009-12-10
I love where I live and the fact that there's no black widows.
Black Widows - Jon - 2009-12-10
Pomegranate Wrote:I love where I live and the fact that there's no black widows.
I so jealous.
Black Widows - god - 2009-12-10
careful they're poisonous
Black Widows - Cynic - 2009-12-10
god Wrote:careful they're poisonous
Go save him then God
Black Widows - Pomegranate - 2009-12-10
god Wrote:careful they're poisonous
I f.ucking lold
Black Widows - god - 2009-12-10
i saved him with my advice
Black Widows - Worthyness - 2009-12-10
AIR CANISTER TO SHOOT THEM
lol not really, but you could always violently smack at them with shoes