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Fiel fires orbital bee cannon... - Cyadd - 2009-10-10

We're screwed...

[Image: orbitalbeecannon.jpg]

Fiel fires orbital bee cannon... - Corn - 2009-10-10

Hi I'm Darthmars Cyadd and I like to pretend I know what happened in the past even though I don't really.

Fiel fires orbital bee cannon... - SlayerZach - 2009-10-10

ClawofBeta Wrote:Hi I'm Darthmars Cyadd and I like to pretend I know what happened in the past even though I don't really.
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Fiel fires orbital bee cannon... - Cyadd - 2009-10-10

Since when have been a lol'er like Mars?

Fiel fires orbital bee cannon... - Bacon - 2009-10-11

Ya'll are faggots.

Cyadd's been here for a long long time.

Fiel fires orbital bee cannon... - FrozNlite - 2009-10-11

Fiel obliterates East Asia first?

inb4hiddenmessage

Fiel fires orbital bee cannon... - Huggablehobo - 2009-10-11

i guess it wanted to obliterate communism

*saves from racial discretions* Excellent

Fiel fires orbital bee cannon... - VladTheLvr - 2009-10-11

Huggablehobo Wrote:i guess it wanted to obliterate communism

*saves from racial discretions* Excellent

You cant Obliterate Communism. The communist theory will never exist IRL.

Fiel fires orbital bee cannon... - Cyadd - 2009-10-11

I decided it was easier to draw America than Asia.

Fiel fires orbital bee cannon... - y0y0y0y0shi0 - 2009-10-11

It feels weird having been around during the bee cannon era.

Fiel fires orbital bee cannon... - MasPan - 2009-10-11

Ohnoes, the earth is shooting a giant bee into space!

Fiel fires orbital bee cannon... - Mark - 2009-10-11

No one sees the error in this drawing? I thought the cannon was supposed to fire bees, not a laser.

Fiel fires orbital bee cannon... - y0y0y0y0shi0 - 2009-10-11

Mark Wrote:No one sees the error in this drawing? I thought the cannon was supposed to fire bees, not a laser.

It is. And that lazur looks like something else.....if you catch my drift.
Goggleemoticon

Fiel fires orbital bee cannon... - MasPan - 2009-10-11

Mark Wrote:No one sees the error in this drawing? I thought the cannon was supposed to fire bees, not a laser.

Bees would disintegrate upon entering the atmosphere from Orbit. Thus, it would be impossible for it to bombard the planet.

Fiel fires orbital bee cannon... - y0y0y0y0shi0 - 2009-10-11

MasPan Wrote:Bees would disintegrate upon entering the atmosphere from Orbit. Thus, it would be impossible for it to bombard the planet.

The bees are coated with a heat-resistant metal.
DUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH.

Fiel fires orbital bee cannon... - Fiel - 2009-10-11

PREMISE: Giant Bee is being propelled from earth.
PREMISE: Newton's Third Law.
CONCLUSION: The earth's orbit must be altered to be more like a straight line.

PREMISE: The earth's orbit is altered to be more like a straight line.
PREMISE: Moving in a straight line in an elliptical orbit around the sun would cause the earth to move either closer to the sun or farther away from it.
CONCLUSION: We're screwed.

Welcome to the scary mind of Fiel.

Fiel fires orbital bee cannon... - IsaacGS - 2009-10-11

MasPan Wrote:Bees would disintegrate upon entering the atmosphere from Orbit. Thus, it would be impossible for it to bombard the planet.
That's the beauty of it!

Fiel fires orbital bee cannon... - MasPan - 2009-10-11

Fiel Wrote:PREMISE: Giant Bee is being propelled from earth.
PREMISE: Newton's Third Law.
CONCLUSION: The earth must be moving in a straight line in one direction.

PREMISE: The earth must be moving in a straight line in one direction.
PREMISE: Moving in a straight line in an elliptical orbit around the sun would cause the earth to move either closer to the sun or farther away from it.
CONCLUSION: We're screwed.

Welcome to the scary mind of Fiel.

Fact: Giant bee can steer indepently of earth based propulsion. It is also only appearing large in relation to the earth due to poor scaling. In actuality it is only appx 1/10 a mile in length.

Fiel fires orbital bee cannon... - Derimed - 2009-10-11

ndynslvr Wrote:You cant Obliterate Communism. The communist theory will never exist IRL.

It works fine in communes and kibbutzes. Just not on a large scale.

Fiel fires orbital bee cannon... - Moonlapse - 2009-10-11

Fiel Wrote:PREMISE: Giant Bee is being propelled from earth.
PREMISE: Newton's Third Law.
CONCLUSION: The earth's orbit must be altered to be more like a straight line.

PREMISE: The earth's orbit is altered to be more like a straight line.
PREMISE: Moving in a straight line in an elliptical orbit around the sun would cause the earth to move either closer to the sun or farther away from it.
CONCLUSION: We're screwed.

Welcome to the scary mind of Fiel.

 something like this?