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Gentlemen, this is how we fix Sonic. - Greg22 - 2009-05-31

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This is the best Sonic-related video I've ever seen. All of this needs to happen, and fast.


Gentlemen, this is how we fix Sonic. - Providence - 2009-05-31

Is your YouTube username "Bashe86"?


Gentlemen, this is how we fix Sonic. - whybanme - 2009-05-31

Agreed. Although my favorite sonic game is SA2.


Gentlemen, this is how we fix Sonic. - GMSInfighter - 2009-05-31

They need to have a plot where sonic gets killed by knuckles and knuckles becomes the new hero.

Cause knuckles is way more badass than sonic will ever be.


Gentlemen, this is how we fix Sonic. - Kabanaw - 2009-05-31

Holy crap, that was amazing.

They need to make more games where it's not just ROBOTNIK NEEDZ SA CRYSTALZ O NOEZ


Gentlemen, this is how we fix Sonic. - Greg22 - 2009-05-31

Providence Wrote:Is your YouTube username "Bashe86"?

Nah, I copypasta'd his well-spoken words since they pretty much sum up my thoughts regarding this.


Gentlemen, this is how we fix Sonic. - Providence - 2009-05-31

Greg Wrote:Nah, I copypasta'd his well-spoken words since they pretty much sum up my thoughts regarding this.
There goes my conspiracy theory.

Ass.


Gentlemen, this is how we fix Sonic. - Greg22 - 2009-05-31

Providence Wrote:There goes my conspiracy theory.

Ass.

Can I hear it anyway? :<


Gentlemen, this is how we fix Sonic. - Takebacker - 2009-05-31

GMSInfighter Wrote:They need to have a plot where sonic gets killed by knuckles and knuckles becomes the new hero.

Cause knuckles is way more badass than sonic will ever be.

So long as they get rid of those stupid "HOLY CRAP WE GOTTA FIND TEH CRYSTALS GUISE LETS WASTE 40 MINUTES OF YOUR TIME TRYING TO GET THEM!" missions.


Gentlemen, this is how we fix Sonic. - GameMX - 2009-05-31

Day levels in Sonic Unleashed were actually nicely done to an extent.

Everything else in the game was BULLLLLpomegranate.


Gentlemen, this is how we fix Sonic. - Mark - 2009-05-31

You've never even played Sonic.


Gentlemen, this is how we fix Sonic. - Providence - 2009-05-31

Greg Wrote:Can I hear it anyway? :<
(Could've been) your Youtube account

You're secretly a 23-year-old man named Joseph living in Detroit who creates accounts on MapleStory forums under the false identity of "Greg" in order to solicit sex from minors. You were banned from Sleepywood because Adura didn't want competition. Your trolling is a ploy to lure the young into interest, which leads to AIM conversations, irl meetups, and ultimately: fornication.

Judging by this video, you're most likely a furry, as well. You probably carry around a child-sized fursuit in the trunk of your white van.

You are a fan of Slipknot (gross) and have made about 100 videos of yourself playing Doom. You also enjoy Youtube poop and Beavis and Butthead (you're dumb).


Gentlemen, this is how we fix Sonic. - Flaxative - 2009-05-31

Wow. A bit of profanity, but wow. Those ideas are very well based. For god sakes, THEY HAVE A PINEAPPLEING TV SHOW! THAT INVOLVES BATS AND JEWELS AND PINEAPPLEING JETS.

EDIT: @Providence: He's Greg?!? Kinda unlikely. He could have put this video because it's awesome. And so what if you play Doom?


Gentlemen, this is how we fix Sonic. - Taiketo - 2009-06-01

Oh god, I love you Providence. Eek


Gentlemen, this is how we fix Sonic. - Greg22 - 2009-06-01

Opeth Wrote:You've never even played Sonic.

There's over 65 Sonic games, you know. Just because I haven't played Sonic Spinball doesn't mean I can't differentiate SA2B from Sonic Heroes you oblivious cracker.

enjoy your racing ^o^

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And Providence...


Gentlemen, this is how we fix Sonic. - Mark - 2009-06-01

Greg Wrote:There's over 65 Sonic games, you know. Just because I haven't played Sonic Spinball doesn't mean I can't differentiate SA2B from Sonic Heroes you oblivious cracker.

enjoy your racing ^o^

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And Providence...

Apparently you can't because both of those games suck. ^o^


Gentlemen, this is how we fix Sonic. - Greg22 - 2009-06-01

dood, SA2B did not suck. Just because it set the stage for Shadow, who would later have his own extremely shi'tty game and storyline in each following game to boot, doesn't by any means allow SA2B to be compared to Sonic Heroes or Sonic Unleashed.

In fact, an OCD n00b like you probably spent hours playing with the Chao system ~_^


Gentlemen, this is how we fix Sonic. - FelixTM - 2009-06-01

Greg Wrote:In fact, an OCD n00b like you probably spent hours playing with the Chao system ~_^

DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT? MY CHAO WAS FRICKIN' LEGENDARY UNTIL IT DID THAT REBIRTHING WHATEVER THE HELL AND MADE ITSELF WEAK AGAIN. THEN I WAS TOO DEPRESSED TO EVER CARE.

And yeah I can agree with bombing all the supporting cast. I'd miss Shadow, but I'd get over it.


Gentlemen, this is how we fix Sonic. - Mark - 2009-06-01

Greg Wrote:dood, SA2B did not suck. Just because it set the stage for Shadow, who would later have his own extremely shi'tty game and storyline in each following game to boot, doesn't by any means allow SA2B to be compared to Sonic Heroes or Sonic Unleashed.

In fact, an OCD n00b like you probably spent hours playing with the Chao system ~_^

I like to think of the Chao system as it's own standalone game. Thanks.


Gentlemen, this is how we fix Sonic. - Greg22 - 2009-06-01

Only way to thrive in the standalone game is to COLLECT THOSE LITTLE TUBE THINGS IN THE MAIN GAME :3

I can only imagine how many times you've played Tails' first mission.. f(uckton of tube things in that level..