What would have been your reaction if I was serious?
Freak out, call me a noob, and try to ks me for life	4.26%	2	4.26%
Try to gently explain how I'm not seeing things the way I should	6.38%	3	6.38%
Try to help me solve my problem, and therefore, feel better	6.38%	3	6.38%
Open thread, ignore, post somewhere else	63.83%	30	63.83%
You don't really care, but it made you feel attracted to Alloy as the MACHO he is for being a rebel	19.15%	9	19.15%
Total:		5 vote(s)	100%